2007-05-14 06:40:23 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Can I get an advance on my paycheck if I accept this job????
lol
2007-05-14 06:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This seriously happened where I worked..
A guy came in applying for a job. He said he would be a good person to hire since the government would subsidize his pay, thereby saving the company money, because he just got out of prison for doing 10 years because of manslaughter at age 17.
Okay.....Let me get the supervisor to talk with you!
2007-05-14 06:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Didn't we sleep together once?
2. I can work with any woman. I just can't legally go within 500 feet of one.
3. What is your policy on dating coworkers?
4. Does your health insurance plan cover sex change operations?
5. I can seal any deal. Just ask your daughter!
6. Actually, my lawyer advised me not to speak on that subject.
7. I've found my resume is best expressed through this interpretive dance.
8. ....damn burrito
2007-05-14 06:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That you don't want to work. Or that you don't want that kind of job. That is a sure way to not get the job! Why would someone hire a person who says they don't want to work?
2007-05-14 07:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Angie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the interviewer that you are there for their job.
2007-05-14 07:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cousin actually told someone interviewing her at Wal-Mart that it was ok to steal if you "really had to." Needless to say she has a horrible time getting hired.
2007-05-14 06:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by Cam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many weeks off do I get ?
I had a guy ask that two mins into interview.
How many sick days ?
How many breaks?
Do we have to work all day Friday?
Can you sign this so that Welfare knows I did this interview.
Had that one too.
2007-05-14 06:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by Mudd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That you have no faults, Always state a fault.
That your kids are number 1.
Basically, just dont be honest about your values in life and youll do just fine.
2007-05-14 06:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by Carla 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it would be telling your interviewer you aren't prepared or have no clue what their company is about.
2007-05-14 06:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by untchble 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The F word
2007-05-14 06:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by Don Eppes 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋