2007-05-14 05:08:51 · 9 answers · asked by Mooch 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok...a little crass I know...but this came to me immediately.
The cover of the card..a simple straight rope hanging from a tree.
Writing on the cover..."Most men make me want to design a noose out of this rope."
Inside.
YOU make me want to build a swing...
Guess you would have to be there to understand...not a good Hallmark moment for anyone who does not get it....I meant it to be sweet in a non-Hallmark way, but that I would guess is why you asked the question...Alda
2007-05-14 10:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The "Thank you for quitting card"
"I'm not really sad you are leaving.
You are barely acceptable as a human being.
As an employee you have been a waste of my effort.
On the whole things will run better without you.
Please do not embarrass us by visiting once you leave.
Had you not quit, I was going to fire you anyway.
At last you have saved me some paper work.
For this alone - I thank you."
I do not think this needs further explanation.
The reverse of the card could easily double up as a trade-tribunal constructive dismissal appeal form.
2007-05-14 18:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Breaking up card (pic of a dog on the front...wording inside):
Yes, I did really mean it when I said "Go to Hell"
You always make me scream and yell
I've always known that I could do better
which is why I went out and bought an irish setter
send that to the "one who will not leave" huh!!
2007-05-14 12:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Niffer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hanging some dead thing on my roof!
On the front....... a picture of the dead bird and inside the card would read:
Please do not hang anything dead on my roof!! I have Children and it was Mother's Day!!!
2007-05-14 12:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leap Year Day February 29th
Today means I get to spend one extra day with you this year.
2007-05-14 12:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The homeless are hungry...The sad sing the blues....Before you pass judgement...Walk a mile in their shoes.
2007-05-14 12:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by i had to go im so sorry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For some people I'd want a Stay Away ! card.
Don't you ever darken my doorstep again !.
2007-05-14 15:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are an ******
Go get a clue.
2007-05-14 12:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by The Queen Bee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! You have just been had. Congrats. lol
2007-05-14 13:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋