Hillary Clinton jokes?

Question

I need some hillary Clinton Jokes for my power point. I know she is a joke.

Answer 1

well I don't think she's a joke, but here's one:

A plane was going down and everyone jumped out except for three people. A little girl, George Bush, and Hillary Clinton. There were only two parachutes left. Hillary grabbed one and said, "I'm a Rhoades scholar, and quite possibly the most intelligent woman on Earth. I may be the very first woman President. I have to live!" and she jumped. Pres. Bush looked at the little girl and said, "I've lived a long fruitful life. You go ahead and take the last parachute." The little girl looked up and said, "it's ok Mr. President, we can both jump. The smartest woman on Earth just grabbed my backpack".

Answer 2

best joke is that she will make the best president ever


Hillary Clinton was being driven around washington one day when she saw a little boy on the corner and decided it would be a good photo op so she had her driver pull over. Then she noticed he had six little puppies and told him how cute they were,"Thanks maam,and they're all democrats" the boy said

She thought thaty was so cute that when she saw Bill she told him about it and sure enough when he went by about a week later there was the same little boy with the puppies so he pulled over and was telling the boy how cute they were" Thank you sir,and they're all republicans" said the boy " But I thought you told Hillary they were democrats" asked Bill
"Well sir they were,but now their eyes are open"

Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton?
Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton went to a baseball game. Durring the game, the impire came up to Bill Clinton and wispered into his ear. Bill Clinton says "Okay." and shook his head. A couple of minutes later in the game the impire came up to Bill Clinton and wipered in his ear saying somthing. Bill Clinton says "Got it." and shook his head. Later in the baseball game Bill Clinton picked up Hillary Clinton and threw her out in the baseball statium. The impire looked at Bill Clinton and screamed "What are you doing?" Bill Clinton says "You said to throw the first bich out."

Answer 3

"According to the New York Post, Hillary Clinton used three private jets in a single day in a campaign swing through South Carolina. And today, she was officially named a Hollywood environmentalist." --Jay Leno

Answer 4

Start with how there were no homeless people on the streets when her husband was president.
Now to a republican homeless people are a joke.
Remember Ronald Reagan's famous remark when as president, he saw the homeless all over Washington lying in the streets; "I think they enjoy the night air." he judgmentally said.
Well, I guess they enjoyed being homeless as much as he enjoyed the Alzheimer's disease God struck him with.
For ten long years God punished him with NO mind, a Nebuchadnezzar style punishment, and in the meantime God was helping the homeless.
Hooray for Jesus who punishes sin wherever it is found.