Life sucks, The world is going to screw you over any chance it gets. The rich get richer, the poor get poor poorer and the middle class gets the shaft. There is no such thing as a free lunch. If you want something out of life it is up to you to get it. But the most important thing to know by the time your 22 is what Meat Loaf said: Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
And George? No, your not a girl, your all woman. I had a friend of mine in Wales And in Durham County look up woman in the dictionary and they both said look under George the Fat Pink Hippo. lol
2007-05-14 04:30:16
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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2+2= 4
2007-05-14 01:34:59
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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1. Not to eat yellow snow.
2. Where babies come from.
3. Never watch a sausage being made.
4. That the drummer in Hanson is NOT a girl.
2007-05-14 01:38:08
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answered by Anonymous
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That your parents say things in order to protect you.
Just because a guy says that he loves you doesn't mean that you should sleep with him.
You shouldn't have an affair with a married man.
Not all sex is love
Friendships last a lot longer than relationships
2007-05-14 01:37:22
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answer #4
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answered by Baps . 7
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That your in the prime of your life.
That your really just starting to live.
The thought should occur to you that the world is your oyster.
Humor is good for the soul.
And that drinking is fun and get's you hamerred.
2007-05-14 01:40:47
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Count the money when it's in your hand.
If it ain't bust, don't fix it.
Never give a sucker an even break..but don't cheat your friends
If you're in a hole; stop digging.
Something terrible happens to music.
2007-05-14 01:36:49
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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That anyone under 22 knows nothing.
This rule applies to whatever age you are.
2007-05-14 01:36:01
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answered by The Wandering Blade 4
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You should know how many drinks it takes you to get a good buzz, but not completely shitfaced like underage college students.
2007-05-14 03:49:05
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answered by Brian 5
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That you are now on the downward spiral to 30, middle age and certain death.
(Oh and to always look on the bright side of life!)
2007-05-14 01:39:37
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Liquor store locations and telephone numbers in case of emergency
2007-05-14 01:36:02
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answered by Rob 6
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