I've got so many favourites but I think it has to be the "View from a Torquay hotel window" scene from fawlty Towers
2007-05-14 01:09:48 · 46 answers · asked by Nickynackynoo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
Thanks Musicman, hadn't seen it for a while, couldn't remember the exact words!
Keep em coming, having a right old giggle at these
2007-05-14 01:18:49 · update #1
Father ted to Dougal "Just play the feckin note!!!" so many great answers, aint British comedy great?
2007-05-14 02:41:16 · update #2
It was Barry Cryer playing an old toff checking into a Hotel with Cleo Rocas as the receptionist. It was part of the Kenny Everett Show. Anyway the old toff has not got the reservation he wants and gives Cleo a very hard time and is very rude to her. Finally he Says,
"Get the Manager, I'm a Country Member!",
quick as a flash Cleo says,
"Oh I remember!".
I dont know how they got away with it and it takes a minute or too to click but boy am I glad they did it, I howled for hours!
2007-05-14 07:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Where Rodney explains to Trigger that he's not called Dave he's called Rodney and Trigger says to some guy "come on, me and Dave wanna go!"
2. The view from the window in Fawlty Towers
3. The Monty Pythin Cheese Sketch:
"It's very clean!"
"It' certainly uncontaminated with cheese!"
2007-05-14 03:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by AmyV 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The "Biggus Diccus" scene from "Life of Brian". If you watch carefully you can see that even Michael Palin is having a hard time keeping a straight face. Also the"No Singing!|" scene from "Holy Grail". Classic Python.
2007-05-14 01:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Almost anything from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
The Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that.
King Arthur: You'll what?
The Black Knight: Come here.
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
The Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: You're a loony.
"I'm not dead yet!"
"Run away"
"I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
2007-05-14 01:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Romans 8:28 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Don't tell him Pike!" Dad's Army, or "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!", Monty Python's Life of Brian. There is also the Dead Parrot Sketch, again by Monty Python, or the Fork Handles Sketch by the Two Ronnies.
2007-05-14 01:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by Pseudonym45 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I pretty much love everything from "Are you being served?". One that sticks out is Mrs. Slocombe saying the following after arriving late to work on a rainy day. It goes something like this: "My p*ssy was soaking wet, I had to dry it out by the fire before I could leave".
2007-05-14 07:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by slayer2faith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most Alan Partridge lines were comedy gold.
Alan (to Michael): Can you make me a couple of eggs in the morning? Oh, and I'd like you to lay them for me you chicken!
The whole Michael going on about shooting his mate in the helicopter scene from the second I'm Alan Partridge series made me wet myself. There's too many!!
2007-05-14 01:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Jason E 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
'what do you expect to see? wildebeast sweeping majestically, the hanging gardens of babylon, this is torquay!' hahaha! that is brilliant! anything from fawlty towers makes me laugh and i've seen them all probably 1000 times now. it just doesn't get old
2007-05-14 01:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by Lammy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The one in Only Fools where Trigger is telling Del boy how he's had his broom man and boy for years and that it's had so many new heads and so many new handles. Gets me every time.
2007-05-14 01:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by carqueen1 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOoooooooooo......Ms Jones
hehehehehe
Rising Damp
2007-05-14 01:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by hollyb20 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋