I am 30 today, sitting on my own in my office, looking for sympathy!!!
2007-05-13 22:32:27 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Happy Birthday ! Hurry home, I'm waiting
2007-05-13 22:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by ann_hehe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happy Birthday
2007-05-13 22:57:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well i could but the implications of me bestowing such cheer on you could be traumatic. I mean you could decide your not getting the respect you deserve at your job demand a higher pay rise and the failing to do so stir your fellow colleagues up
to go on strike and your bosses hearing of this fire you and black list you to other potential employers. This leads to your financial demise which upsets your wife/girlfriend and she kicks you out. You get stuck on the street and get mugged recieving a facial deformity. This leads you to live the rest of your life letting people see your unusual deformity for a small fee and make yourself vulnerable to mugging to increase your freakishly disgusting apperance even attacking yourself at times until one time a mugger actually kills you and you are thrown into a river to be a source of food for any of the local fauna surviving the horribly polluted water only having your finger ever been found by dog that sniffs and chews on it slighlty out of interest. The pollutants from the river on the finger cause the dog to die.
SO hoping for a happier life for you i wish you an okay birhtday though dont take this as a sign of respect -IT COULD BE FATAL (read above)
2007-05-13 22:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by aleesha j 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Happy birthday :)
2007-05-13 23:19:27 · answer #4 · answered by RiS85 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear 30 year old
Happy Birthday to you!!!
2007-05-13 22:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Happy birthday
have a great day
2007-05-13 22:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by mamgu....... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
aww happy birthday!! the big 3 0 lol. have a nice day n dont work too hard in ya office x
2007-05-13 22:34:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Happy Birthday!!!!!
Have a good one, finish work, change of cloths and shower, then straight out on the lash!!!!!
I'll have a tin at home and shout Happy Birthday at 10pm tonight for you!!.
2007-05-13 22:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by Tooly 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that is so sweet...you are still a
life begins at 40 ,remember that ya?
happy birthday and may you have the best day celebration...on your own with the rest of us at hooya wersans
2007-05-13 22:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by faris j 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Aww King Orca....Have lazy day at work today...go on spoil yourself you deserve it. Then go out this evening and have a wild time. If you can't be good...be careful, If you can't be careful....be quick!!! :o)
Hope you manage to have a fun birthday.......wait til you get to the be 4 O, it gets worse hahahahaha.
Happy birthday mate :o) x
2007-05-13 22:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋