I'm 3'2", and I weigh 490 lbs. I really want to play basketball really bad. I don't think that playing center is a stretch for me at all. I just need to increase my vertical leap. I'm up to 2"! If I can add another 2", I'm sure I'll be able to dunk! What do you think? Should I call the NBA? I'm sure to be a #1 draft pick!
2007-05-13 19:18:57 · 14 answers · asked by Tikimaskedman 7 in Sports ➔ Basketball
I might take a chance on you with my second round pick.
But if you don't show me something in the summer league, your chances of getting invited back to fall camp aren't good.
We are looking for a new mascot.
Of course, if you were selected for the job, you would have to be willing to let us shoot you out of a cannon, all the way across the floor, and into the upper bowl of the arena.
You aren't a pygmy with a giant tape worm in your gut, are you??
As an organization, we wouldn't want to make that same mistake twice. Needless to say, the scout was fired.
2007-05-13 21:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If basketball doesnt work out...try Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest..you better sign up it begins on July 4th
2007-05-13 22:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by playboyj305 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK loss 430 pounds and then call ha ha. PS:i will be the #1 pick for football chargers over L.T.
2007-05-14 04:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by COW-KING!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's exactly Goddess' weight! How amazing. Lol i wonder why she hates thugs so much? Much love to Utah Jazz, but its all about the Warriors.
P.S. you have a funny question
2007-05-13 19:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by Lala 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, especially if it's still your intention to sit around and play video games for several hours.
2007-05-14 05:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by Big Z 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in all seriousness you need to lose sum weight so you can get that verticle jump down. I mean up lol.
2007-05-13 19:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by o kAC3 o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would forget basketball on work on just staying alive. your health risk at this weight is very dangerous.take care of yourself first and worry about basketball later
2007-05-13 19:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by charlsyeh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u will be the first midget ever to be in the NBA good luck with that u can do it!
2007-05-13 19:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the sarcasm, I wonder if anyone will believe this lol.
2007-05-13 19:22:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If u believe in yourself u can do anything.
2007-05-14 16:54:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋