what do i wear to a white trash themed party?

Question

any ideas for a girl???

Answer 1

think peg bundy, britney spears...

Answer 2

LOL I'd like to see pics from that party!

I live in white trash heaven. Ok, you have to find yourself a tube top, preferably 2 sizes too small. If you have big boobs, don't wear a bra at all. It's ok if they kinda hang out the bottom. If you have small boobs, wear a bra but make sure it has colored straps and the back strap sits a little higher than the tube top for all to see. No tube top to be found? Get a bikini top instead. It's ok if it's too small, the idea is to let it all hang out!

I don't imagine you want to bleach your hair out while leaving 2 inch roots, but a can of White Rain on it to cement it into whatever 80s hairstyle you like will suffice.

An obscenely short denim mini skirt or extremely low rise jeans with your underwear sticking out of the top (not nice ones, a ratty, faded thong will do), paired with high heels or cheap flip flops. If you opt for the flip flops, make sure your feet are dirty.

Must have accessories: beer bottle in one hand, smoke in the other. If you can tuck a packet of smokes in your tube top, that would complete the look nicely.

Makeup: There is no such thing as too much black eyeliner or mascara. For classy occasions, apply red lip liner around your lips, but don't worry about filling in your actual lips. The idea is to make sure everyone knows where the edge is.

Peeling nailpolish is always a fashion statement. Be sure your nails don't match your toenails!

The ultimate fashion statement for the downwardly mobile white trash girl, however, is a drunken, out of work, unshaven, non bathin boyfriend. Scraggly hair, prison tattoos, and a Camaro would make you the IT girl at any WT Party.

Answer 3

My husband and I won first place at a white trash/Jerry Springer party.
I wore a tube top with a blue K-mart vest over it.( purchased at a thrift store) I also had my belly stuffed to look like I was pregnant. I had on a mini skirt (a fake snakeskin or cut off denim one would do), and fishnets that were the ugly kind and open toed shoes.
I teased my hair and put a roller in it by the bangs.
My makeup was lots of blue eyeliner with white eyeliner, blue mascara, and blue shadow, two streaks of hardcore blush on my cheeks not blended in, and lip liner lips.walked around carrying cigarettes, and beer.
yeah a vision of beauty i was. my husband wore socks and sandals and his boxers and a black tank top that said "superstar" with a gold star.( Nascar would work fine too)
If he can pull of wearing a mullet wig..go for it.
We won 1st place.

Answer 4

Most people's trash isn't white, so I don't understand this concept of a white trash party. Perhaps you will tear your shirt a bit and put smudges on it so it will look like it has been in the trash can.

Answer 5

Define trailer trash my interpretation of trailer trash is the trailer park whore that dresses sleezy,wears awful make up, wears tons of perfume to disguise that after sex stinch probably a junky ?!?or you could just wear cut off (daisy duke) shorts , no bra with a spaghetti strap shirt, strong perfume like musk, a cigarette in one hand, beer in the other press on nails and straggly hair. oh and green eyeshadow and red lipstick and maybe a few track marks on your arm. Also try wearing boots and a baby on your arm?! Hey I searched trailer trash I was pretty right on check out the linkx..yea me!!

Answer 6

Try some cut off frayed jean shorts, a pair of flip flops with cheesy tattoo bracelets, a tank top with a short sleeved plaid shirt tied up so your mid section shows. Wear your hair in a pair of ponytails lots of mascara and blush and some bonebell lip gloss! Have fun!

Answer 7

Just about anything high school girls wear these days is over the top white trashy.