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"I could use a little windex here"

2007-05-13 17:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by underthenightsky 3 · 1 0

You look AMAZING!!!
Ok, I would actually love it if my mirror were to talk to me, it would tell me what to wear, what looks best on me, how to do my makeup and hair. We would also have conversations about my favorite tv shows and just gossip. Wow, I think my mirror sounds a lot like my best friend!

2007-05-14 00:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by Brooke 2 · 0 0

My mirror would say '' A good personality doesn't make a six pack. Get your azz to the gym!" lol

2007-05-14 00:55:57 · answer #3 · answered by jake 3 · 1 0

"Oh honey, you need to lose some weight, and oh, do something about the unibrow. Hooooooney! When was the last time you shaved your legs? Don't go to the Northwest, they gonna catch you and put you in a cage Sasquatch!"

2007-05-14 01:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by Czech Chick 4 · 1 0

"You could really benefit from a warming mud facial, a scrub, and an herbal toner. Try to drink more water and keep cold compresses on your eyes."

I am running behind on my Sunday ritual of facial spa treatments.

2007-05-14 00:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0 0

Get out of the house you need some color on your white legs. By the way, what your wearing may look sexy to your husband, but I have taste! LoL! :>)

2007-05-14 00:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by woman of steel 5 · 0 0

Get some sleep, gain some weight (it's your a** or your face honey) and schedule a chemical peel, pronto.

Also, you still look pretty good--be happy w/what you HAVE.

2007-05-14 00:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by mementomoron 3 · 0 0

Take the battery operated toothbrush and the SpongeBob toothpaste away from that kid.

2007-05-14 00:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by kriend 7 · 0 0

It wouldn' t talk...it would shriek and burst into a gazillion pieces

2007-05-14 00:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 1 0

Why are you always naked? Now wash me before I add ten pounds to your frame!

2007-05-14 00:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by Jonny Q 1 · 0 0

get urself a life n movew on

2007-05-14 00:54:15 · answer #11 · answered by sunshine gal 4 · 0 0

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