Keep it appropiate!
2007-05-13 16:51:52 · 6 answers · asked by naruto457 1 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
They found our local ice cream man dead in his van, covered in hundreds and thousands.
The police believe he topped himself.
2007-05-14 04:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by frufru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A gorilla walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender thinking that the gorilla must be stupid tells him the beer is 100 dollars. The gorilla buys another beer and again it's 100 dollars. The bartender says to the gorilla, "Ya know, we don't get any gorillas coming in here ordering beer" and the gorilla says, "At 100 bucks a beer it doesn't surprise me".
2007-05-14 07:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by Debra D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy was giving a speech at a save the world convention. His specific topic was childhood AIDS in Africa. At the end of his speech he started clapping his hands about once every three seconds and said "each time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies." A guy in the front row pipes up and said "Well why don't you stop clapping."
2007-05-14 00:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by davidlay13 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They had just finished making love; she's basking in the afterglow, he's smoking a cigarette. Almost as an afterthought, she says "That was wonderful, but we're going to have to stop seeing each other."
He says "What? You can't be serious."
"I'm afraid so."
"But why? We're so compatible. We like the same things, do the same things. Why, we can almost read each other's mind."
"I know," she says, "but don't you remember: you're a pedophile."
"Pedophile? Oooo, that's a pretty big word for a 9-year old."
2007-05-14 00:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by Stephen C 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
OK, this good looking blond dumped her boy friend and got a big dog! One day as she was coming out of the shower, the dog. Oh, darn! you said appropriate, sorry.
2007-05-13 23:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by T C 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man goes to shrink: Im making love to a terrifc blond and then she turns into a biscuit! Shrink: you're f.......ing crackers
old folks home: old man to old woman: how old am I; guess. She says, dunno, take your jacket off - he does, still dont know, take your pants off - still dont know, take everything off and turn around 3 times. He does. She: you're 91! He; thats amazing, how d'you know? She: you told me yesterday.
old folks home: spring: ted and Will are sitting on the lawn. Edna takes off her clothes in the bushes and goes streaking past them. Ted: did you see what Edna was wearing. Will, no but it sure needed ironing!
2007-05-14 00:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋