they flock to me, i can't even walk down the street without thongs being thrown at me
no i'm not gay or dreaming
i try to tone down my sexy, but it doesn't work.
pleasing them is tiring me.
what to do
2007-05-13 16:27:11 · 19 answers · asked by mr. nasty time 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Don't take a shower for a week. That would help!!
2007-05-13 16:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Liberal City 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry bro, but you have a problem that alot of us guys wish we had, :).
Seriously, if you're uncomfortable with the chicks on your jock, you should probably change something in your personality or demeaner to lessen the extent of their "flocking" to you. In other words your "sexy" is not being toned down enough. I've never seen anyone get anywhere with a girl, if he didnt at least open his mouth, and maybe thats what you should start doing less of, that is flirting.
Also, check to make sure that you're not misenterpreting what these women want, it seems like you're assuming they all want to grab your rearend and squeeze tightly (and for all i know maybe they do).
The next question is, why are you so uncomfortable with this, are you just tired of having to perform sexual intercourse all the time, or some crazy shiz like that? Maybe accepting this to some degree, or finding an appropriate balance could be the healthiest thing for you.
But know that you, ultimately have control over your actions and who you wish to speak to and/or socialize with. Don't be afraid to tell people to get the hell out of your life. And also, be aware of the threat of STDs, especially if random women are throwing themselves at you all the time, which is what you made it sound like.
Either way, you are still a very lucky man.
Good luck brother.
2007-05-13 23:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by themanwithnoname 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like the lyrics of a song..here is what you can do though - stop living in a fantasy world!!! Oh the things people do to boost their ego...LMAO, so sad.
2007-05-13 23:33:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I want a break, I usually just put on a wig, stop wearing Axe, and get some of that black halloween tooth paint and go to town on my pearly whites.
2007-05-13 23:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like the only safe place for you is the Greek Island called Lesbos.
2007-05-13 23:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lynn Z 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Wow, I cannot believe you have a problem with this! I am sure most guys would love to trade places with you!
Oh, and don't listen to FATTY- obviously he is bitter, for some reason!! (Guess he needs some! LOL )
2007-05-13 23:30:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Are you a teenager or something? I mean DAYUUUUUUUM! Learn some new lines. PUHLEEEEZE!
2007-05-13 23:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by SINDY 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that you're married or that you have 6 kids.
2007-05-14 08:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by Ayita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the drugs man....
2007-05-14 06:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smear yourself down with crap. That should work well.
2007-05-14 01:33:46 · answer #10 · answered by Dad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋