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2007-05-13 14:15:16 · 34 answers · asked by J 2 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

34 answers

Yes, it is true. The digestive tract isn't as efficient when you get old as it was when you were young.

With any luck, you'll learn from experience that getting old is not for the faint of heart... it's a really rough road to travel and it only gets harder.

Enjoy your youth, make good memories to treasure and be patient with the elderly... you'll be there yourself some day. :)

2007-05-13 14:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by Peanut 4 · 4 0

I don't think it is more prevalent with senior citizens,I believe it is used as an expressive answer to dumb questions by young whippersnappers.

Old Farts Never Die..They Just Smell That Way

2007-05-16 06:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ok stupid! you never fart, right? old or young , farting is just a natural process of healthy digestion! why you picking on old people anyway? ya sound like some Punk to me!
Eat a Bugger!

2007-05-13 15:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by pszch 3 · 4 0

Some old people do fart alot because old age causes weaker control of bodily functions.

2007-05-13 14:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yes, it is true.

As incontinence is brought forth by a poor control over the urethral sphincters, old people tend to fart a lot due to a deteriorating control over their anal sphincters.

2007-05-13 14:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Joeri 3 · 0 1

Us olf folks fart out our arses. Young folks fart out their mouths when they ask questions like this.

2007-05-14 11:41:54 · answer #6 · answered by gromit801 7 · 2 0

Seriously? It depends entirely on their state of health and diet. It is not a necessary side effect of growing old.

Not seriously: see the link I have provided for further purile enjoyment.

2007-05-13 15:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by Yarnlady_needsyarn 7 · 1 0

ROFLOL
If I could find a way to harness all the gas I have I could make a fortune and wouldn't need my Social Security check.

2007-05-15 19:50:24 · answer #8 · answered by Chaplain John 4 · 1 0

Yes, the olde you get the more you tend to pass gas.
The muscles around the rectum weaken with age.
God bless

2007-05-15 18:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol my grandpa used to walk around the house farting and he didnt even know he was doing it

2007-05-15 06:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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