2007-05-13 13:49:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Politicians don't say intelligent things as a rule.
2007-05-13 13:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by rare2findd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here are some funny ones I came across :)
25) "This week, on Tuesday night, in an ironic turnaround, Iraq brought regime change to the U.S." --Amy Poehler, on the 2006 elections
24) "I do have some sad news to report. Bjork could not be here. She was trying on her Oscars dress and Dick Cheney shot her." --Jon Stewart, hosting the Oscars (Read more)
23) "I feel very comfortable up here. The lighting could be better, but I can still see the whites of your eyes." --Vice President Dick Cheney, at the annual Radio & Television Correspondents' Association dinner (Read more)
22) "Would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or riding in a car over a bridge with Ted Kennedy? At least Cheney takes you to the hospital." --Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh
21) "I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap." --"Late Show" host David Letterman, to FOX News' Bill O'Reilly (Watch video clip)
20) "I actually get hit on more in Washington D.C. by Republicans that are drunk than I do by porno fans in Vegas." --Porn star Mary Carey, on attending a Republican fundraiser hosted by President Bush
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2007-05-13 20:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by ☆Bombastic☆ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here is two:
Your either with us, or against us. GB
That's a good one.
I voted for it before I voted against it. JK
I love that one! Oh well Enjoy.
2007-05-13 21:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by duster360 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That should be a pretty short list.
2007-05-13 20:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blank piece of notebook paper will do.
2007-05-13 20:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by brian2412 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
open a fresh ream of paper, its on the 1st page!
2007-05-13 21:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obama- 10,000 died in that tornado that hit Kansas.
2007-05-13 20:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
waste paper basket
2007-05-13 20:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have they said anything yet?
2007-05-13 20:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by Honesty_75 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋