So...he has no gas in the winter is what you are telling me...
2007-05-13 10:07:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is God. I don't fart and I'll deny the accusation.
2007-05-13 10:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, I can't believe how narrow-minded you are.
It is only a fart sometimes. Sometimes it is a belch, though! Seriosuly.
Oh, and maybe it is not that he has no gas, maybe he just hibernates. Or better yet, he just faces the opposite direction in the winter so that other people are hit with his smelly fury and not you. He shifts position every now and then, I am sure.
When he has mexican food, duck and cover, that is how hurricanes start!
2007-05-13 17:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mysterious Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha no i think you'll find this is the answer, good theory tho
Thunder is caused by lightning. The sound is made as the air around the lightning bolt rapidly heats and cools. The air around a lightning strike is heated to 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit (27,500 C), as the air cools it causes a shock wave to occur known as thunder. The closer the lightning is, the louder the clap of thunder will be. You can think of thunder as nature's way of warning you to take cover to avoid being struck by lightning.
2007-05-13 17:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They tell me that when it thunders is, because God is taking a shower (rain) and then he slips from stepping in the soap and he falls which make the boom (thunder).
2007-05-13 17:11:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God only eats beans in the spring, fall, and summer. He throws marshmellows in the winter.
2007-05-13 17:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by David B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or is he bowling?????? He could be in a seasonal bowling league you know ;)
Or it is his infamous stomach growling...
Then again when it is winter where you are.. and you may not be getting thunderstorms.. somewhere in another part of the world it is summer and they are getting them!! He is just spreadin' the love ;)
2007-05-13 17:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No one told you this. You came up with this one all by yourself. Better watch out for the lightning bolt.
2007-05-13 17:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omgsh no...have u ever had science class of course God is not passing gas. and if he was then it most certainly won't be that loud to make everyone hear it. but i forget what makes it happen something with the rain and clouds idk look it up on google.com
2007-05-13 17:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by With an X and O! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's blopop and Rico farting.
2007-05-13 17:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by blopop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My parents used to tell me he was bowling.
2007-05-13 17:09:56 · answer #10 · answered by ~*Kandi Kane Once Again*~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋