I went to the Cemetary the other day. As i was standing there i noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. 3 hours go by and they are still walking around with it !! I thought to myself, these guys have lost the plot.
2007-05-13 06:33:02 · 37 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-05-13 06:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This could have been for many reasons.
Have you considered they were bodybuilders burning those last few calories prior to competition?
By the way, how do you know they were grave diggers, they may have been grave robbers who had lost their car keys?
Maybe the occupant requested regular exercise in his will?
I don't get what the question is.
2007-05-13 06:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by telecasterisation 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they are not grave diggers at all. Maybe they are just trying to find the perfect spot for their mothers day picninc and Mom is the one in the coffin. ( SOrry!!! Hehehehe!!!. I know.... that was bad.)
2007-05-13 12:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, you were there, too. Here's what I overhead one of them telling the other one:
The gravediggers went nuts after the service of a little boy. He was only 9 years old. At his funeral, his family and friends wept at his grave. Rayne, his mother, was inconsolable and was crying heavily as the gravediggers started to cover his coffin with earth.
"Oh my poor darling, why did you leave me at such a young age? You didn’t even get a chance to become a doctor. So bubbeleh, when you get to heaven, don’t forget to tell God how terribly miserable all those you left behind are, especially your mother. And while you’re talking to him, please ask him to help your dear father find a good job so that he can properly support me and your brothers and sisters. And Jeremy, bubbeleh, you must tell God about my back problems and my flatulence and ask him to cure me. And Jeremy, my darling baby, maybe if you told him also of your uncle’s in-growing toenail, maybe he could find time to cure him also. And, bubbeleh, don’t forget to tell God that your elder sister Sarah is already 24 years old and still hasn’t found a husband – maybe he can make her less fussy and help her find a nice property developer to marry? Oh, and Jeremy, my sweet child, ask…………"
One of the gravediggers had heard enough. He turned to Rayne and said, "With all the problems you and your family have, Mrs Levy, you shouldn’t send a young boy to sort them out, you should go and sort things out in person."
Then they grabbed the coffin out of its space and decided to put the little boy elsewhere so he could rest in peace.
The plot was simple.
2007-05-13 06:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think you too have lost the plot if you watched them for 3 hrs,
2007-05-13 06:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by t.i.m 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where you "dig up" these jokes Smurf. I guess the laughter is dying now.. so it's time to turn to more grave matters.
2007-05-13 08:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very good! Made even funnier as I didn't realise this was a joke until I got there.
2007-05-13 06:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lily & Stu Too 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda creepy, being lost with a dead body in a box.
2007-05-13 06:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may be interested to know that there is a funeral director in Blackpool called "Box Brothers".
2007-05-13 06:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i were the one in the coffin, i would have jumped out and asked them, "where the hell are ya'll going? i'm supposed to be resting in peace!".
2007-05-13 06:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rehearsing maybe,
with an empty box.
2007-05-13 11:28:03 · answer #11 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋