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I like being arrested.

2007-05-11 23:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Little Miss Pineapple 6 · 2 3

Well I keep doing it because you bought and fitted a toilet seat with a lid, what is the purpose of the lid, if it is always in the up position?
With our old toilet seat, you nagged me into leaving the seat up after I had finished, and it appeared that you were as right as I thought I was leaving the seat down.
But you bought a seat with a lid, so when I finish I put down the lid, rather than put up the seat.
I can't put the seat up, and the lid down, it isn't constructed like that. So I will continue putting the lid down, rather than the seat up.

I know I have wasted my time telling you, because you are obsessed and will keep asking me 'why?'.

2007-05-13 04:23:58 · answer #2 · answered by DoctressWho 4 · 1 0

Exaggerating

2007-05-11 23:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

(hanging head) I know, I know...I..just can't help myself. You see, it's the aliens. They're my friends. They only want our latex products for their energy combuster. I know they watch you while you're showering, but they've rarely seen human skin. C'mon, what's the harm of making Tyliko here a spam sandwich?

2007-05-11 23:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 2 0

Because it is SO much fun!!! I mean, have you actually ever tried this, or are you just telling me "no" because you think that you might like it too but are afraid to try it first?

2007-05-11 23:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by dragondave187 4 · 1 0

I love not being told.

2007-05-11 23:02:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's simple. Telling me not to do something is a great way of getting me to keep doing it.

2007-05-11 23:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 2 2

I love being naughty can't help it am I bad .x

2007-05-11 23:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

oh for crying out loud just get off my case! i cant get it through customs with you sitting on it!!

2007-05-11 23:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by paul simon 4 · 2 0

I MUST reach the cookie jar!

2007-05-11 23:02:22 · answer #10 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 1 1

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