whats so bad about jumpin' on the couch?

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its made of cushions! not springs..also someday they will see me sitting on the couch all borring eating caviar or something, an secretly wesh i wud do it so they dunt feel liek old farts.

Answer 1

There will still be a wooden framework though to support the cushions .... my experiance from having kids - is yes, if you carry on jumping on it, it will break when you least expect it

Answer 2

Nothin's bad about jumpin' on the couch! Exactly, that's why it has cushions. Springs would be uncomfortable. I can see you, in all of your splendor, eating Beluga caviar and freezing Stoli, and I don't know what you mean about the old fart business, but there must be a reason you wrote that!

Answer 3

There are usually springs under the cushions..under what's called "the deck"..the place the cushions sit on. Also, they are typically wood framed, and wood really doesn't have enough flex for jumping.

Answer 4

Jump on the couch as much as you like in private...in public you look like an effin' idiot.

Answer 5

Wrecks the springs.

Answer 6

i know aye? when i was a kid i loved jumping on the couch but always got told off

Answer 7

Weeeee...! Jump on the couch! Yea!

Answer 8

The thought of dust arising to settle down on everything does it for me.

Answer 9

i like to jump off of my couch and land on the coffee table, or see how far i can jump from it. yay!
~Raevan

Answer 10

It was fun until my Mother spanked me.