2007-05-11 20:13:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was a few years ago. I think I was 24 and still living with my parents.
I'd got up early, went to work, played football then went out to the pub. All I'd eaten all day was half a cold roast parsnip before a night drinking Stella.
To be honest, I felt (and according to my mates, acted) as though I was perfectly sober the whole night.
Unfortunately I remember nothing from the moment I stepped outside the pub into the fresh air until the moment my mother shouted at me the following morning. I'd left a pair of soaking wet jeans crumpled in the middle of the hall and there was a puddle on the new bathroom carpet.
To add insult to injury, the puddle was nearer to the door than the toilet.
2007-05-11 20:24:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm really proud of this: I haven't.
I came out of nappies when I was less than 18 months old and I never even wet the bed. I came straight out of major surgery three months ago and even then I got safely to the loo with wires and tubes and the drains (that drain excess blood from the chest) sticking out of my ribs...
I am so incredibly dignified...
2007-05-12 14:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by Cpt. Willard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only do it voluntarily. I like the warm sensation.
Seriously though, it must've been when I was about 5 or 6. However, as every good backpacker knows: never pass wind unless you are on the loo if you have Dehli Belly (WHILE TRAVELLING ANYWHERE IN ASIA) as you may get a surprise.
Now, about that warm sensation.....
2007-05-12 03:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 16, I was in a house that was "haunted." There was a sign in the bathroom that usually sat on top of the toilet, but I didn't realize it was missing as I was using the restroom. Then all of a sudden, it came crashing down out of nowhere, and I zipped up and fled when I was mid-stream.
2007-05-12 03:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was 6
2007-05-12 03:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by DUNE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was like 2 and in diapers, if it's that bad i'll whip it out and pee on the building or the side of the road, even a bottle if neccesary.
2007-05-12 03:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second grade.
2007-05-12 03:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A better question would be "who voluntarily pee's there self?"
2007-05-12 03:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by littlesister121 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when i was in labour with my second child
OMG did i just admit that i will now go and hang my head in shame
2007-05-12 03:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last week.
2007-05-12 15:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by barbara c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋