ps. I am scizophrenic
only poeople with a sense of humor need to apply to my question
2007-05-11 19:27:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
are they regular zombies, or diabetic?
if they are diabetic, don't panic.
this is a regular occurence these days, and although they might cause some damage breaking into your home, once they realise that you only stock regular chocolate, they will leave.
however, it has been documented that non-diabetic zombies are not too partial to peanuts in chocolates, hence my best suggestion would be to stock only chocolate containing peanuts. this will ensure your safety and that of your fridge.
finally, in order to protect your home from choco-zombies (the insider name) install dead locks on all your doors and eat garlic coated peanut bristle with a spoon of horse radish on tuesdays (another little-known, yet highly effective way of protecting yourself)
good luck.
2007-05-11 19:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Never buy your chocolate and bring it home.
Wait until you really crave chocolate and put it on your list of grocery goods. Eat it before you get home.
Then the zombies will have to eat vegetables and fruit. Their skin will clear up and they will have to start hanging out a Hollywood parties because they all will start looking like Ken and Barbie dolls.
2007-05-11 19:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by d4d9er 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are help zombies? Are they like regular zombies that help society instead of eating it?
If so they are probably eating the chocolate to prevent you from getting all fat and pimpled.
Just make sure to hide your zombie porn. It's embarrassing for them. They did it at a hard time in their life and wish that people would just leave the past in the past.
2007-05-11 19:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by evilmrbeaver 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Direct them to the nearest 7-11
2007-05-11 19:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are fake zombies, as real ones care not for chocolate
2007-05-11 19:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! And here I thought zombies were only interested in eating human flesh....Hey, I'll be glad to give you a helping hand, give me your chocolate, I'll store it in my refrigerator for you, they'll never know.
2007-05-11 19:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by GlitzNGlam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go get a gun they must be stopped before they eat it oh tell me where the chocolate is and i will get it then eat it but hey as long as the zombies dont get it eh eh
2007-05-12 04:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy more chocolate. Do you have something against zombies?
2007-05-11 19:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
become a witch, sit ona broom with good grip and then see what happens to the zombies
2007-05-11 20:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by tylenol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would see if I could possibly barter with them and maybe they could take my husband but leave my chocolate=0)
2007-05-11 19:31:04 · answer #10 · answered by nursegeising 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋