what was the meanest and funniest thing you've ever said to someone?

Answer 1

**** You and **** You...

Answer 2

Meanest: I had a boyfriend once who would only last about 2 minutes sexually and one time we got in a fight and I told him he wasn't even worth the time taking my clothes off for.

Funniest: I worked in a Steakhouse and had a party of 6 men, atheletes and they all ordered huge T-Bones except the man sitting at the end of the table, he ordered a small Filet Mignon. While delivering their plates, noticing how huge the T-Bones were and the last guy had this little Filet, I said, "Wow, your meat is so much smaller than all the others" I was so embarrassed.

Answer 3

Meanest- Called someone caterpillar eyebrows and funniest-I meant to say fudge and I accidentally said the real word on accident and so I prayed.

Answer 4

Well I guess this can be considered both, when the break room at work was crowded at lunch a co-worked was pissing me off, he said f*** you after I told him to shut up. Then I said nastily
"no thanks I have been disappointed enough for one day"
He fell into a rage as everone else laughed at him.
He was a total pr***

Answer 5

This was funny and mean at the same time. A coworker was being mouthy to me once, so I said, " I can't believe your talking to me that way after I saved your life". He said, what do you mean you saved my life, and I said" you were bending down to tie your shoe yesterday, and a sh*t eating dog was running up to you and I shot it before it got you". I thought it was called for under the circumstances.