2007-05-11 14:57:51 · 19 answers · asked by dancegirl1456 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Paranormal Phenomena
he is a busy man...this isnt the only planet that loves him...cut him some slack
2007-05-11 18:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The historical Jesus is a mythic figure that did not ever actually exist. With every year that passes, the evidence mounts to show that the Jesus figure of the Gospels and other ancient stories was a simulacrum based on a number of political rebels who were put to death by the Roman governors during that period of the Roman Empire.
So he's not coming back. Take time out and enjoy the things that are real. Come Sunday morning, do something for fun. Go to the library and study something you are interested in. Love life for itself, and forget that the dwindling, dying religion of Christianity once exerted power over people through their inherited fear of the supernatural, conning people into behaving a certain way by convincing them that there is an evil God that will punish them for believing what makes sense, rather than what the religion wants people to believe.
None of this means there is no God. There certainly is, and that God is the source and cause and identity of the generative force that makes the universe a place where things develop and change and grow more complex and organized. That is what God's love means. Forget the punishing Jesus/God who is coming back and will get you and do bad things to you if you didn't behave like your grandmother wanted you to.
Balderdash. Just stop and think about what makes sense, instead. You will then be able to stop thinking of yourself as "lost."
2007-05-11 22:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by aviophage 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The truth is found in the Bible. Even Jesus told His disciples that He didn't know when He would come back. Only His Father did.
So, if anyone else answers this with a date, time, just know it is speculation.
He will get here when He is sent. Not a minute before or a second to late. Be ready. That's the key.
2007-05-11 23:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by beeglynn 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Bible is a history book. If Jesus is a myth then so was
Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Jackson and Mohamed. Jesus
is real. Sorry if your out in the cold.
The answer is no! No one knows when Jesus is coming
back. Get the Bible and read the 14th chapter of John.
Read it over many times so you won't need to ask people
who knows less than you know.
Best of good luck.
2007-05-12 14:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by wayne g 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry but i dont understand what you mean,you say that
Jesus is here to help us,then you ask when he will come back?so its here or is not?,or do you mean when anyone
needs help ,ask Jesus and the help will come?
2007-05-12 00:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by kokopelli 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My pastor was jsut talking about this very subject last Sunday.
In the bible ( I don't remember the verses) it says that Jesus will return after every city in the world has been Christianized through missions and so forth. I don't remember the verse SRry. But I was listening carefully when he said that.
2007-05-12 19:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by science_craze09 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know when Jesus is coming back. I'm not a Christian, but I do know Jesus said, that he didn't even know when he was coming back.
2007-05-11 22:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by occultisthaven 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
To answer your question honestly from what the bible says. Noone knows. Jesus said that himself. Only God knows that answer.
2007-05-12 02:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by Cpt_Zero 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No one on this earth knows when Jesus will come back, but He will come back.
2007-05-11 22:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by Precious and True 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You are confused my child
It has been recorded that I said in this time there will be many who are like me and more so.
People alive today will do greater things than I
What I would desire for you is to find the freedom you already have
You are of God
Know your greatness and rejoyce, but be humble to God and know in your humility that all that exists is of God.
This entire universe is absolutely perfect in every way.
God could do no less.
I was a child of God not unlike you. I simply understood the nature of the universe above and beyond your current conceptualization.
People misinterpret me just as much today as they did then.
You are healed by your faith!
Your faith is your understanding with God.
Be free of this burden you carry by your own choice because you have been given the power to choose and re-choose your state of being in every passing moment.
Life is a wonder
Be all that you can desire to be
or don't
Only the consequences governed by your making with be the result.
No being watches and decides what is right and wrong.
There is only that which builds life and that which takes life.
If you desire to hear more of this word, or should you have further questions you may freely contact this user who chooses to present my message as he understands it well.
2007-05-11 22:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by Jeff B 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Hahaha, you freak! I will not tolerate your religious babbleing!
WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE QUESTION AS THOUGH YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE OTHER RELIGIONS IN THE WORLD YOU MORON!!!!!!!!
MAKE ROOM ON THE CELESTIAL SOFA!!!!!!!
JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK EVERYONE ELSE IS GOING TO HELL OR WHATEVER DOESN'T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO PRETEND WE DON'T EXIST!!!
2007-05-14 20:26:15 · answer #11 · answered by Mysterious Bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋