Ok this is it. I am 34 and work in an office. We had a meeting today and I shat myself. I actually had a log in my pants and everyone smelt it. People were looking around and when they started to look in my direction I couldnt stand it and I ran out. A bit of poo fell out of the bottom of my trousers so they know what I did. I left work 3 hours early and didnt go back. What should I do??
2007-05-11 12:57:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wake up, that's just a bad dream.
2007-05-11 13:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Miss T 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well u should go before you go to work and i dont think the others will make fun long, because they are mature enough to be serious about this. and eventually theyll get old and will need an adult diper, hahaha. i think there is a pill you can take that controlls slips, and just lay off work a little. i probably have the best answer so far, and im only 13... lol
hope i helped
2007-05-11 20:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by boo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW LOL that is very much embarrasing but what can u do ppl have accidents all the time unless u plan to quit hunny then theres pretty much nothing u can do,,, y didnt u go 2 the bathroom when u had to go! But anyways just be funny about and say Hey **** happens!
2007-05-11 20:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ms Romance 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is true...
If your co-workers are pretty cool folks you could return to work on Monday and get teased until they find something else to do.
Or tell them is was a medical condition which you was taken care of over the weekend (if that is true?).
Or you could start looking for another job. Good luck and God Bless!
2007-05-11 20:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by Czech Chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, how did that happen? I'm sorry...you're gonna have to let them laugh about it because that's inevitable. But if you act totally normal and friendly from now on, they'll shrug it off (at least the nice ones will...). Just make sure you go to the bathroom before meetings. :)
2007-05-11 20:04:07 · answer #5 · answered by mtngrl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to work on monday and act like nothing happened...
Everyone else is going to act the same way...we're all mature adults. accidents happen.
if someone does make fun tell them you had food poisoning. that is serious and not funny. they'll feel badly for you and then no one will care.
2007-05-11 20:02:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hey, when u gotta go, u gotta go.. quite embarressing, tell them u have a colon problem and ur really sorry, if they make fun of u threaten to **** on them or else....
being a girl with IBS, u take whatever chance u get to poo...
lol... just being honest.
2007-05-11 20:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by BEautiful_Disaster 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That may be embarrasing, but you'll get over it. You don't have to find a new job or anything.
If somebody says something, it just means that they are rude enough to say it. Ignore them. Things happen; life goes on.
Best of luck!
2007-05-11 19:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not poo your pants again
2007-05-11 20:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by rayda1009 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should try and get together with "somethin" from flavor of love 2.
remember when she **** while going up the stairs rofl!
2007-05-11 20:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by SweetPea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋