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well i was supposed to be dressed as a little Indian girl in the parade on 4th of July...my mother put food coloring or something in my hair to try and darken it up, that didn't work so she dyed a pair of pantyhose black, braided the legs into pig tails and slipped all that over my terrified head...next came the cocoa and butter mixture smeared everywhere..it was like 100 degrees that day, so basically i was on slow broil during the festivities....oh and it doesn't stop there..my father bless his heart thought more realistic the better so he went and got this deer hide that was NEARLY TANNED-but not quite, and he skillfully draped that dead dear over his youngest daughter..so with the rapidly melting cocoa butter and the falling aplenty loose deer hairs going everywhere. and wearing black pantyhose over my head -all this mind you as your literally PARADED infront of every person you have ever known in your entire life, well need i say more?

2007-05-11 12:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Moral Oral 5 · 7 0

Dude, my parents just had me wearing diapers and singlets when they took me out to town when I was about 3-4 years old. Diapers... not even shorts. I have pictures to prove it.

Am considering a lawsuit for defamation.

Also, I used to wear this really tacky cowboy suit, with hat and pistols everywhere I go, but back then I thought it was so cool. Not anymore, when I see that picture again.

2007-05-12 00:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Gilamonster 4 · 1 0

when my elementary school decided on uniforms they actually had me wear a BELT and a white button up shirt. I did just once, and then never wore that again. I figured we shouldn't be required to buy new clothes in order for me to have an education, so I wore my clothes as an individual and bit peoples heads off if they had a problem with that.

2007-05-11 19:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez 7 · 1 0

I don't think I've ever had a ridiculous outfit, because my mom is such a good dresser. But my cousin who is a boy, had to wear a dress once. Don't ask me why, I don't know.

2007-05-11 19:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by Daft 5 · 1 0

I was a giant cardboard red M&M walking door to door with big cartoon gloves trying to sell candy for school :( I probably had a "kick me" sign on my back I didn't know about too.

2007-05-11 19:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I was dressed as a mouse from head to toe. It was ridiculous... I had to go to school and stay all day in it.

2007-05-12 00:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

OMG!OMG!OMG!!! What a great question!!!! LOL!!!!

When I was a kid I reeeeeally wanted "fatigue" pants...and my mom....ever so thoughtful came home with these hot pink things....somewhat fatiguish..yes but HIDEOUS!!!!! I did NOT want to wear them but mom forced me too...I wanted them and dammit I was gonna wear them.....Oh man...those are tied with these yellow corderoys I was forced to wear...yikes!!!

2007-05-11 19:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by itty 7 · 1 0

A red and orange dress with letters on the front, and my Mom put pink leggings on me...I guess she thought it was cute at the time

2007-05-11 19:26:38 · answer #8 · answered by Beverly B 6 · 1 0

Oh man, once I had to wear flip flops and tight polyester 80's golf shorts that didn't even come to the knee, had to wear them to elementary school..........damn what a nightmare that was.

2007-05-11 19:26:39 · answer #9 · answered by Tool 4 · 3 0

This really frilly dress that was pink and had these horrid 80's ruffles on it. The sad thing is my mother prizes it.

2007-05-11 19:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by UTC 5 · 2 0

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