Would they put the toilet seat down?
Would they be oblivious to other people's feelings?
2007-05-11 12:17:25 · 23 answers · asked by Cochran 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a ********.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9.
2007-05-11 12:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by toots 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If i were a male for a day i would pee in a bottle like any rock star and i would just perform on my bass guitar. I would be a rock star. Being oblivious to others' feelings? Will i still have that female mentality with me? If i am lucky i will be oblivious because some guys are. But i don't want to switch anyway. I enjoy the hard life.
2007-05-11 19:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't report me for this I am just being honest but I have always wondered what "it" feels like for men...if it's the same as it is for women...yes I would put the seat down and experience what it's like to pee standing up.
2007-05-11 19:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would put the toilet seat down. Old habits die hard, lol.
But my priority would be to have sex. I would love to find out what they feel. Well, at least I'm honest!
2007-05-11 19:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by Bek 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the first question of the day that made me stop and think. Nice one. But, I think I agree with Erica...if I could switch, I wouldn't. Unless...I could pick the guy I could change lives with. Now that would be interesting.
2007-05-11 19:24:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Tiilynn♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would find the guy i like and have some chat, figure out if he likes me. that would be the most useful thing i could do as a guy. I think i'd also pee on the side of the road, and maybe write my name in the snow, that always seems like fun.
2007-05-11 19:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by Psychodelic Chicken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be a sluttttt! Casue most guys seem to get away with that pretty easy.
And I would burp and fart whenever wherever, and I wouldn't even use a bathroom I'd pee in a bush.
2007-05-11 19:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They would look at women and undress them with their eyes, they would also buy a whole bunch of nuddie mags and keep them under their mattress, one more thing, they would look at Paris and want to bang her
2007-05-12 11:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would run out and piss on a brick wall, wear boxers, walk around with no shirt on, and probably spend the afternoon jerking off, just because i could. :)
2007-05-11 19:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by PunkMom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would love to switch places with my boyfriend for one day...that would show him how much he pisses me off
2007-05-11 19:21:56 · answer #10 · answered by too cute 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋