If Satan lived on earth, what would his friends and enemies know him by?

Question

I know I'm gonna catch hell for this one...

Answer 1

would he have that tail ? if so , that. if he looked like a normal person , hmmm , probably his breath would stink. really bad . or or could his name be bush (jk) ? for real he would be the worlds greatest liar . he would be very attractive but very bad. he would glitter and have charm like crazy. he would lure little kids in and ..... oh my ! hey , i know , my neighbor.he'd be playin that rap that makes me want to kick my dog. not good ol rock n roll , that really rocks but that m.f . ***** ***** and more hurt the bitches stuff . over,and over ( i luv rock ) i'm just sayin . he'd have everything that looked good but was soooo bad . he'd be a load of fun ....at first. then he'd leave you to die in whatever he just got you into . and laugh HEHEHE HAHAAHHA OOOO YEAH and he'd kick you when no one was lookin ,he'd be great in bed , but give you aids. he 'd be redheaded .but no freckles he'd be a hunk he'd be my first husband

Answer 2

Louis Cypher

Answer 3

Lucifer. The walking Damnation. Hell on Earth. The Fallen One.

Answer 4

His friends might call him Pan ,his enemies would call him mr Satan Sir

Answer 5

The EX Spouse! (the one which stalks, abuses, steals, batters, destroys property -- and is a DEADBEAT parent on top of all this -- as well as convicted of abusing the children too).

Answer 6

Hoss

Answer 7

Hot Dude.

Answer 8

George W Bush.

His friends would know him by the savior and a hero, his enemies a retarded f@ggot.

Answer 9

he likes to be called miro or miroslav..and he's already alive..helloo miroslov satan

Answer 10

Rico.