she keeps offering to tie the knot. and she doesn't mind that I hit the bottle all day long. plus her other husbands can keep her satisfied. is this the perfect marriage?
2007-05-11 08:06:24 · 13 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pestering? Clingy? Well, apparently you likes you some Ho or you wouldn't be pregnant now would you? It's okay, you can hit the bottle all night I don't mind, and forget that Rocket Science degree, if you can't make your own money then you won't be able to leave me cause you won't be able to support yourself. So I got you, now clean my house and take care of the kids while I go out and have a beer with my buddies, and shave and wear something sexy cause I'll be home later wanting me some Fred.
2007-05-11 08:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Ho 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By calling her "your stalker", you would imply that you don't want her pestering you. How would you consider marrying her? How many husbands does she have? Why would you want to be #3 or #18?????
2007-05-11 08:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Jamie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not perfect; but it will make it easier for her to stalk you and probably lessen the time till she obsesses on someone else.
2007-05-11 08:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by wizjp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the words of Austin Powers: YEAHHHHH BABY!
2007-05-11 08:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by Uh-May-Zing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO! The Stalkers husband will get get jealous and try to kill you to get her back.
2007-05-11 08:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by iamknives64 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, why not. Use her as a tax deduction as a dependent... since she's hanging around anyway!
2007-05-11 08:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by Feathery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, sounds like a match made in heaven :)
2007-05-11 08:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no...she sounds like the person that will be really attached and cling...sound like she would get annoying to spend the rest of ur life with
2007-05-11 08:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if she has the bucks to keep you in the style
you are accustomed to !
2007-05-11 08:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She wants to do the right thing what with the baby and all . . .
2007-05-11 08:11:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋