Have you ever thrown a fart at someone?

Question

Directions on how to throw a fart:

1) Assume farting position.
2) Cup hand and cover butthole.
3) Fart into your hand and immediatly close hand like you have something in it.
4) Run quickly to unsuspecting victim.
5) Open hand under victim's nose.
6) Repeat as necessary.

Answer 1

Actually maybe. Heres what we used to do at school. We would be sitting on our chair and when we felt one coming on we would roll up a notebook or other flexable item into a tube like form. We would then stick it between our leg and release the gas into our tube. with a hand over the one open end we would quickly move the tube, with the opposite down, and place it on top of the desk. then we would find an victim and blow "The Bomb" their way HEE HEE

Answer 2

yes or the dutch oven
fart under blanket
lift blanket up on victim

Answer 3

nope, how would I do that?
I would love to do it.
I want to throw a fart in someone's face right now!

Answer 4

*LOL* Wow.. that just draws the funniest mental picture! hehe.. Thank goodness the boss isn't in here listening to me giggle. Um... No.. but we always pretend to shoot nose boogers..

Answer 5

OMG....you are too much!!! I personally like to walk past and release the SBD

Answer 6

no, but i did try to put it in a jar and put the lid on ♥

Answer 7

No, but drive-bys are pretty common in my neighborhood....

Answer 8

Well, technically, I've never THROWN one... LOL

Answer 9

You can come over and do that to me anytime ;-)

Answer 10

no