What would you do if you walked into a bar and saw president Bush slow dancing with your mother?

Answer 1

Nothing because I know that my mother is just lulling him into a false sense of security before she strikes.

Answer 2

I'd check in to the nearest mental hospital, fast. My mother died over twenty years ago ... so seeing her doing a slow dance, a fast dance, or any dance with President Bush now would definitely mean I'd gone totally insane. After all, she'd be old enough to be HIS mother ...

Answer 3

promote the Vice President to President

Answer 4

Assuming my father was present, I'd be proud. After all, she also danced with Nixon during a ball. (Our President is our President no matter how much he repeatedly screws up.)

Answer 5

I'd think Bush had kicked the bucket or that my mother had come back to earth to reform him.

Answer 6

It would be very slow dancing. She's been dead for 21 years.

Answer 7

well i would not be happy i would be extremly mad at presadent bush caus a. he is an as hole b. cause he just migth let my mom die like the people in i rac that were amreican solders r.i.p . c. cause he would teart us / me and my family the way he treats the rest of the american family. so i would kick him in the guts and punch his nasty,fat,red neck *** to jamacia were the can beat him to death like he did the american soldiers.

Answer 8

i could chortle because of the fact i could comprehend what she is as much as. She'd get him under the impression of alcohol, convince him to make some calls to end the war on the instant and take some provacative p.c.. to sell to the tabloids for hundreds of thousands of greenbacks. :)

Answer 9

i`d *** him up if I saw him anywhere! My mother wouldn`t be caught dead in a bar,dancing,and definitely not with asshole Bush!!!

Answer 10

I'd call my dad and then go punch President Bush in the face because he's such a terrible president. :-)