Liberalism IS a mental disorder. How can it be cured?

Question

Serious answers only, all others will receive a thumbs down.

Answer 1

Liberalism is nothing more than "Adult Chollic".
Scientists around the world have proven the existance of gene # b84692 commonly known and the "Whine, Cry, Scream and Moan Gene"
While many people are born with this gene, most of them, by 5 years old outgrow that behavior. Most scientists feel at that age the more powerful genes associated with intelligence take over, or possibly, the child gets tired of being made fun of by his peers and becomes a normal person.

The heartbreak of liberalism is still out there festering in such places as NYC and California, CNN and The NY Times.
Please use caution when travelling to those areas. Avoid infected people by the name of Kennedy, Dean, Clinton, Murtha, Reed, Pelosi and you'll remain safe.
Symtoms include but are not limited to, laziness,anxiety,cowardace, dementia and gas.
Those infected are usually identified by them constantly repeating themselves saying, "Halliburten!-Ohio recount!-hanging chad! and Bush caused my ingrown toenail!"
Some of them actually think Teresa Heinz Kerry is pretty!

Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Have you heard of the bridge to nowhere that the 109th congress funded? The pork from that Republican Congress was monumental. Did they do one thing, oh wait, that socialist Medicare D program. Would you call that a socialist program? Lazy? I pay my own way and have for many years and I wouldn't have it any other way. By the way, welfare was reformed in 1996 big time. That's why you don't hear it discussed by the candidates except where it comes to illegals. Illegals are going to be leaving by the droves because this government has FINALLY decided to enforce the law. The employers have 2 months to verify the SS#'s of their employees. They must fire illegals or be fined $250 to $10,000 and there will be many more raids.

Answer 3

I am always curious if the Conservatives know what they are talking about. You see, the Liberals always chip away at the Conservative ideas, until the Liberal ideas are the accepted norm.
Let me provide examples:

Slavery and Segregation, this were long held conservative values, but liberal ideas fought against these horrible abuses to humanity, and now we have less racial prejudice and hate.
Women voting, you can thank the liberals for working hard for that.

Prohibition was brought upon us by conservative ideals, and you know how well that worked out.

Rock and Roll! well, of course the conservatives didn't like rock music very much did they? You do listen to modern music don't you? You can thank liberals for that one.

Have you had sex before marriage? Well gosh! you can thank liberal ideas for letting you have that one!

In fact, every great thing about America is based on Liberal ideas. Even our founding fathers knew that the only way our country would succeed would be to embrace FREEDOMS, like having Free Speech and the separation of church and state.

Now, go kiss a liberal. You will feel much better.

Answer 4

A Thumbs Down does not concern me. Your premise is 180 degrees off. We have so little to thank Conservatives for over this past 6 years. I won't even enumerate.
Not only is there NO cure, nor should there be one.
I am proudly liberal today, tomorrow and forever.
Incurably so.

Answer 5

Some young people grow out of it when they start making money and they see all the taxes coming out of their check. Some white males grow out of it when someone less qualified is promoted over them because they are a different race gender etc, or they divorce and social services rips their balls off and takes 2/3 of their check and gives it to worthless ex to spend on ding dongs and drugs. Some parents grow out of it when they see their kids going to public schools that are run by morons from teachers unions. Other than these people' I think it is terminal illness.

Answer 6

Maybe we can show them the videos of Islamic beheadings, where the victim is screaming until his vocal cords are sawn apart, then the head is set on the back of the victim.

oh, well, never mind. I don't think anything will work.

Answer 7

At least categorizing liberalism as a mental disorder denotes that liberals HAVE a brain. Repubs are mindless sheep, blindly following their brainless leader.

Answer 8

Lobotomy

Answer 9

Should the SOCIALISTS get total control of AMerica we will get to find out,

can you say re-education camp, comrade

Answer 10

Mental disorders can be controlled with prescriptions or surgery. Prescription treatments can also be used for the disease known as conservatism.