Pretty please? I feel the need for a cheap laugh. You never know, you might get best answer! =D
2007-05-09 14:45:06 · 12 answers · asked by Platypus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
An innuendo is an Italian suppository.
2007-05-09 14:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
If you really want a cheap laugh, try the Pants Game. It's where you replace any word in a song title, movie line, famous quote, etc. with the word "pants". For example...
Lord of the Rings:
"Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall."
"There is no strength left in the pants of men."
Harry Potter:
"I don't mean to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my pants."
Song title:
"Take my pants away"
Stuff like that. It's really quite fun...Or maybe I'm just easily amused. *shrug* Have fun.
2007-05-09 15:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by SheIsDeath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weeve had'em all. Durn kids stard out with the da regalur Innuendo , and den it wernt a year lader dey wuz beggen fer da Super Innuendo. Gets on my dern nerves an im purty sher dats what burnt up dat ole black n white tv!
2007-05-09 14:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's a Harry Potter innuendo:
"Just because you're allowed to use magic now, you don't have to whip your wand out for every tiny little thing!"
2007-05-09 14:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by Get Smart™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So, how long you been dressing as a man?
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Got brains?
I saw a guy more ugly than you once but I had to buy a ticket.
There are more but I'm tired.
2007-05-09 14:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Justin Case 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I've saving them for an emergency. I'm hoarding innuendos!
2007-05-09 14:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why buy the cow if the milk is for free?~
2007-05-09 14:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by lady luck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't top Andy Capp, so why even try.
2007-05-09 14:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What have you got on today? Nothing, I hope.
2007-05-09 14:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it doesnt matter where you get your appetite from as long as you go home for dinner.............
2007-05-09 14:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋