2007-05-09 09:22:46 · 6 answers · asked by caveman2copper 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I'm a security guard during my wholesale furniture outlet's big market event with commercial trucks everywhere and thousands of buyers. I worked all night, but little did I know I got food poisoning from a Subway sandwich with bad mayo. I got into my fancy suit and prepared to do 8 hours overtime.
I tossed my cookies while all the people were pulling in watching. After I was relieved of duty, I couldn't control myself and liquid doodied up my car while repeating my earlier performance in the parking lot. I barely made it home, missed two days of work and got 2 gallons of water IV'ed in.
2007-05-09 09:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I over filled a 10,000 gallon tank that was marked empty with 2,000 gallons of glue
I was in a hurry and forgot to do my visual check. I got ragged on for weeks.
2007-05-09 17:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When working for the city I answerd the phone" city of meatballs". I was hungry at the time thinking of spaghetti
2007-05-09 16:44:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in the bathroom in a stall, doing the bidness and someone actually stuck their FACE UNDER THE DOOR to see who was in the bathroom!
I shoved my feet up JUST in time to basically PUNCH her in the nose! SHe had to go to ER and everything!
I'm like "well, she shoulda kept out of my sh!t!!!!"
2007-05-09 16:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when we were lowering the coffin at the cemetery i kicked { accidentally} the holy water into the grave on top of the coffin . it was well & truly blessed .
2007-05-09 17:55:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-09 16:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by ibrahim 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋