A group of Lesbians and a group of gay men are all supposed to leave the city for a vacation in the mountains. Each group is scheduled to leave home at 5:00 PM. Which group arrives first?
2007-05-09 07:23:54 · 8 answers · asked by tu_ymil_mares 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Oh no! Math Story problems!!!
2007-05-09 07:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jyse 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL... Ignoring the assortment of non-pc punchlines, definitely the lesbians. It's like the tortoise and the hare; the lesbians I've known leave early, drive at a sensible but steady pace, and don't make any stops along the way, whereas with gay men, there's always some guy who shows up an hour late, they have to swing by someone's house on the way out of town because they forgot something, and the group ends up making half a dozen stops along the way. They'll try to make up time while they're on the road, but they'll never catch up to the Subaru wagonload of lesbians.
2007-05-09 15:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by kena2mi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is a math question yu have come to the wrong dept.
The GAY guys will arrive first.
2007-05-09 19:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by Robert W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they leave at the same time, the group that travels fastest arrives first, of course.
Are you trying to imply something else with this question?
2007-05-09 14:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The gay men... They already have there #$%@ packed. Tastless joke though!
2007-05-09 14:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by The Eight Ball 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is going to get you in trouble in this forum.
2007-05-10 13:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by selena d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whichever group gets themselves the horniest first.
I have my money on the guys.
2007-05-09 14:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is an OLD joke and simply inappropriate.
2007-05-09 14:28:37 · answer #8 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋