2007-05-09 05:41:56 · 48 answers · asked by John D 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
oh wow... ok this question is so idiotic im not going to beleive you acctually asked this to be serious
2007-05-09 05:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You do not love your wife or you would not want to do this.
Since you are heading for a divorce sleep with the women, tell your wife and get the f out of the marriage so your wife can go and find somebody who is not evolving backwards.
She will learn two things 1 best friends are hard to find
2 men are a different species with little brains
2007-05-09 06:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by eidunotno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, let's all hope that your wife's best friend doesn't have the same ideals as you-if so, she is no 'best friend'. If you have to keep it a secret from your wife, then it's something that the (REMEMBER YOUR WEDDING) LOVE OF YOUR LIFE probably would be accepting of-so, how about this one, before you think about sticking it in your wife's best friend, think about how you're sticking it in your wife's back.
2007-05-09 05:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by icecremeassasin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
although i feel that this is immoral n not righteous...to answer your question....
u need to obviously create a situation where you n ur wife's best friend can be alone for some time...i think the best thing to do is make an excuse about how you need her advice on something....such as you are thinking of getting her a gift and you need her help.....no best friend will decline that....get her to help you shop, then you tell her that you want to take her out to eat to show your gratitude.....take her to a nice place with a full bar....get her liquored up bad....n take advantage (although in some states, this is considered rape) even though she was willing..... then its done....if she wasn't drunk enough where she remembers what happened, she won't dare bring it up because it will ruin the friendship with your wife...and if she has a foggy memory of what happened, you let her know that she came on to you but much as you wanted to pursue, u declined because you two could never be, because of your wife....
2007-05-09 05:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by iky75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only way is to find out if she finds u attractive and wants to sleep w you anyways. there's no way u can convince her if she isn't already thinking about it. you have to make her envy what you and you wife have. find out what she's lacking and u do those things w your wife. she'll find out anyways. OR you can pit them against each other so they won't be friends anymore and then get her to sleep w you as a means of getting back at your wife. THAT ALWAYS WORKS.then kill her afterwards and the secret will be safe forever.LMAO!!!!.
2007-05-09 05:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by immanuel w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if your wife has been sleeping with YOUR BEST BUDDY and been keeping that secret forever? How would you like that?
2007-05-09 06:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by MelissaMy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if that's what you want to do, first go tell your wife and ask her to help you accomplish this quirk you have,secondly ask your wife to keep it secret-- that she is going to help you so her friend will not know of the help,third, be prepared to pay the divorce lawyer a very substantial amount of cash and your wife also-- for the rest of her life as well as your.
2007-05-09 05:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by tjdepere2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you think you can keep her best friend to keep a secret like that, I have a bridge I can sell you. If you want to cheat, get a divorce and make it legal. Why would you do this to your wife?
2007-05-09 05:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your wife. I bet she can give you some tips on how to get the best friend to sleep with you.
2007-05-09 06:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by SKITTLES 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't be too difficult at all. I mean, women never talk or share secrets! And women always keep their mouths shut about sleeping with each other's husbands. So I would just take out your penis and tell her to get busy. Chances are she's a lying sluttt who's attracted to cheating lousy scum bags such as yourself! Good luck!
2007-05-09 05:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a loser. You should never want to put some one's friend in that type of situation. Why don't you leave your wife and find you someone else to sleep with.
2007-05-09 05:49:02 · answer #11 · answered by Cherri 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋