A paragraph or story on BJ Thomas' Greatest Hits?

Question

Must include these song titles:
1. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head
2. Hooked On a Feeling
3. I Just Can't Stop Believing
4. Don't Worry Baby
5. (Hey Won't You play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song!

Answer 1

I was walkin my pet ape the other day, when he turned and said to me, "Raindrops keep falling on my head". I looked up, and so did he. Not a cloud in the sky did, either of us see. We shrugged it off and walked a little further, and he stopped again, looking up at the sky. I looked at him and said, "You're just hooked on a feelin that somethings gonna fall on yer head, aren't you?"
He said, " I just can't stop believing, that there is rain falling on me!1"
I said, "don't be ridiculous", "You think I would let anything fall on yer head. I love you, you silly monkey"
That's when, from up above us, we heard, " Hey, Franky!!" "Won't you play, another somebody done me wrong song?"
We looked up and saw to elephants siiting on a ledge. Apperently, one was trying to get the other one depressed enough to jump off! My big, hairy ape looked at me and said, "Ewwwe, thats not rain, thats elephant tears", and started wiping at his head, frantically. I looked at him with the look only a 1200 pound Gorrilla could love, and told him, "Don't worry baby, It'll be ok" He collapsed in my arms, and we walked that way, the rest of the way home. Not too long after we got walking again, we heard a loud squeel, followed by a huge splat. We didn't look, for we were in love, and at this moment, there was no one else, but us on this planet. -The End

Answer 2

"The Eyes of a New York Woman", calmly watched herself open her daily mail. On the Radio, she hears, (1)"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head". A song that she had danced to with the Love of her life. Who had left, for places unknown.
While pouring through the pile of Letters & Bills. She sees a Letter, from "HIM!!" Was it a coincidence, that their Song happen to be playing, at the very minute, that she received a Letter from him?
As the Song ended. She hears a D.J. shout out her name. "Hey Girl, this is from someone,very special. The one who misses you very much. This is for you".
She then hears (5)"Somebody done Somebody Wrong Song". And her eyes were filled with tears of emotion. She quickly opened his Letter. It read.
"My Dearest, by the time you read this note. You will have already heard my request on the radio. (3) I can't stop believing in us. About me and you. About what I did to you. And for what I'm so very sorry for."
Her eyes filled with the tears that she had anxiously awaited to shed. She read on with the letter." You see, Babe, I've been (2) Hooked on a Feeling for quite sometime. Just didn't have the guts to ask you to see me. That one more time. For one more smile. For one more chance to see you. (4) Don't worry Baby, I'll say my piece. And leave you to your happiness. If you wish to grant me the chance to see your Beauty, one more time? Please call me at my number. I'll pick it up on the first ring. And be ready to apologize. As much as it takes. For me to see you again.
Signed, Dad"

Answer 3

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Previously:
PART ONE......The Surprise Picnic

It was the lusty month of May....Sunshine MacGillicutty's favorite month......she loved the flowers,the warmth....and yes!!! By God..... she loved the lust! Being the lady interest of Matt Dillon, U.S.Marshal, all was in fine form on THAT count. Yep, she and Matt were young and in love and incapable of staying apart for more than a few hours. Why, just last night, she had told him about her life prior to coming to Dodge......" After my husband died, I was alone quite a bit." Matt snuggled her....." You're not alone any more, SunnyMac."

On this fine Tuesday, she had stopped doing her chores...it was just TOO beautiful a day to be mending a fence or doing laundry. Soooooooooooo, she decided to surprise Matt and ride into town with a picnic basket of food .....lunch was going to be wonderful. As she rode into town, Doc was just coming out of Delmonico's with Newley. "Well, hello, Sunshine. How are you this fine day?" They exchanged pleasantries and then Sunshine turned to go in Matt's office. Newly and Doc waited until she was in his office before they started laughing.
Doc: "Well, I don't know what kind of SANDwich he'll be eating, but I can guarantTEE what's for dessert!!"

TUNE IN FOR PART TWO:

1. Does Matt ever get to eat lunch? (Does he really care?!)
2. Does Doc have a nooner with LadyLinda?
3. Who is knocking at the door of Matt's office....it isn't.....oh, no......is it...........?

PART TWO

Here we go......As we know, Sunshine MacGillicutty's middle name ought to be "Libido." When given the SLIGHTEST provocation, she will express her love for Matt Dillon....whenever, wherever. Today was no exception. She had already explained to Matt that a little "pre lunch" activity was in order....Matt did NOT argue....he was a push-over for his "Silly Filly From Virginia." So....as they headed back to one of the jail cells, Sunshine assured him of their privacy......(4.) "Don't Worry Baby. It'll be fine. I've locked the front door to your office....juuuuuuust relax."
Matt: (3.) "I Just Can't Stop Believing we should wait until this evening, when we get home."
Sunshine: " But baby, I'm (2.) Hooked On a Feeling.................
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

As they settled onto one of the cell cots, it started raining outside........soon, it was pouring! Matt:" Doggone it!!"
Sunshine:" What's the matter sweetie," she purred as she unbuttoned his shirt with her teeth?
Matt: " I thought Festus said he fixed the roof....OBviously he didn't......(1.) Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head!" Sunshine started laughing as she noticed his damp shirt.
Sunshine: " Well, this little ole shirt is coming off, ANYway!"
They moved to another cot. To himself....."Christ! She's relentless!"

About 15 minutes later Matt thought he heard a sound.
Matt: "Sshhhh!"
Sunshine:" Huh?"
Matt:" OMG....I think someone is in my office! "
Sunshine: Whispering......" Uh oh......I forgot to lock the door to the alley!"
As Matt jumped up and tried to get dressed, the door to the cell area flew open!!!!
Matt:" Oh, lord................................KITTY!!" In strolled Miss Kitty Russell. (Matt had broken off their 20 year relationship when he fell in love with Sunshine.) She had been handling her grief these past few months with booze....Randy Scouse Git Rotgut, to be exact.
Kitty: "WELL,WELL,WELL.....if it isn't the U.S. Marshal and his little tramp!!! Please, don't stop on MY account! Go right ahead and #%@# ! I might as well see what it is she does that is so superior to me!" She pulled the cork of the bottle off with her mouth, spit it out and took a loooooooong gulp.

Matt finally disengaged himself from Sunshine......SHE still thought there was a chance for a little more hoochie coochie and did not want to let go! Matt: " Kitty...you have GOT to get a hold of yourself!! Let me take you back to the LongBranch."
As he led her out the door, they started slipping and slidding in the rain soaked street. As if THAT wasn't enough, Kitty started up with one of her Irish jigs as she sang at the top of her lungs......♫ (5.) " (Hey Won't You play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song!"♫