What's the best film quote ever?

Question

"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"

Answer 1

I'm not sure about the best but if I was to choose one I'd aim for "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" from Gone With The Wind because it's a quote everybody remembers from such a classic old film. x

Answer 2

Scream

Jamie Kennedy: There Are Certain Rules You Must Abide By To Successfully Survive A Horror Movie

Answer 3

Neo: Because I choose to. Smith: It is Inevitable. Trinity: Touch me, and that hand won't touch another thing. Twin1: Step away from the door. Seraph: You seek the Oracle. I am Seraph. But first I must apologize. For this. The Architect:Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to your left leads back to the Matrix, to her and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already, I can see the chain reaction - the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason - an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. She is going to die, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Architect: Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

Answer 4

BRANDO ..On The Waterfront

I Coulda Been A Contender

From Rio Lobo : John Wayne ..Jack Elam

Wayne ; Did You Get The One (guard) At The Gate

Elam: He's At Another Gate Now Lookin For St. Peter

Answer 5

Wow - there's so many that I like, it's hard to pick just one...so I won't! ;D

"Me? I'm always happy. 'Cept for when I'm bored." - Josephine, 'Tombstone'

"You don't have to say 'like'. Probably disembowled by a ninja is sufficient. And please don't put your feet up on the dashboard." - Bree, 'Transamerica'

"What's wrong with him? He drink?"
"No, but he's got an empty stumoch, and it's gone to his head!" - Poliakoff and Joe, 'Some Like It Hot'

"Oh, Johnny, I apologise. I fogot you were there!" - Doc, 'Tombstone'

"He says he didn't see anything, except for the woman with a face like a fish...Was he talking about me?!" - Eddie Izzard, 'All the Queen's Men'

"Never drum on a white ladies boobies at a redneck dance!" - Jim West, 'Wild Wild West'

"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag an do the hula?" - Timon, 'The Lion King'

"This is a shotgun, Vincent."
"It's an antiaircraft weapon, Sol!" - Sol and Vince, 'Snatch'

"Shall I serve sherry to the Spanish officers, sir?"
"Dammit, Stokely! It's an execution, not a bloody christening!" - Stokely and Wellesley, 'Sharpe's Honour'

"What are the two house rules? Number one - no dating 'til you graduate. Number two...no dating 'til you graduate!" - Dr Stratford, '10 Things I Hate About You'

"They grow up fast, don't they?"
"Yeah, and before you know it they're robbing banks!" - from 'Best Men'

And I have no idea where this one comes from...
"Sneaky, underhanded, backstabbing, motherf**kin' sonuvabitch!"

...Okay, I'm gonna go hide now!

Answer 6

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die.

THE BEST EVER!

(Blade runner, of course)


and I just remembered an other one .. not as good, but really funny .. it's from "Amateur" (Isabelle Huppert & Martin Donovan)

goes something like this:

IH: I'm a nimphomaniac
MD: how do you know you're a nimphomaniac?
IH: I just know
MD: Did you ever have sex?
IH: No
MD: How can you be a nimphomaniac then?
IH: ....... I'M CHOOSY

Answer 7

The Shawshank Redemption (1994) -Best Quote: Andy Dufresne (Robbins): “Get busy living, or get busy dying, its really Motivational. Excuse me as i have one more as i cannot anger Mr.Lecter The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - Best Quote: Lecter (Hopkins): “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”,the most scary quote to hear!!!!

Answer 8

A few from 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' - one of the funniest film scripts ever. (Samuel L. Jackson & Geena Davis)

Quote 1.)

Charlie: Easy, sport. Got myself out of Beirut once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.

Mitch: Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.

Quote 2.)

Charlie: Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?

Mitch Henessey: I took lessons.


Quote 3.)

Mitch: Your telling me that your gonna fake some terrorist thing just to scare some money out of Congress?

Leland: Well, unfortunately I have no idea how to fake killing 4,000 people - so we're just gonna have to do it for real. Blame it on the Muslims, naturally. Then I get my funding

Quote 4.)

Mitch: [singing] Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side.

Samantha: It makes a bulge, people can see.

Mitch: Ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn d*ck off?

Samantha: Now you're a sharpshooter?

Answer 9

I only joined the WI to make my mother happy. I do, I hate plum jam. I'm crap at cakes, I can't make sponge. In fact, seeing as it's unlikely that George Clooney would actually come to Skipton to do a talk on what it was like to be in "ER", there seems very little reason for me to actually stay in the WI. Except suddenly... suddenly I want to raise money in memory of a man I loved, and to do that I'm prepared to take me clothes off for a WI calendar, and if you can't give us ten minutes of your time, Madam Chairman, well then, frankly, guys, I'm going to do it without council approval. Because there are some things that are more important than council approval. And if it means that we get closer to killing off this shitty, cheating, sly, conniving bloody disease that cancer is, oh God, I tell you, I'd run round Skipton market naked, smeared in plum jam, wearing nothing but a knitted tea cosy on me head and singing "Jerusalem".

Answer 10

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Dracula:

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... True love?

Answer 11

Some of my favorites are..................
"You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth!"
"1992" A Few Good Men

"Nobody puts baby in the corner"
"1987" Dirty Dancing"

"There's no Place like home"
"1939" The Wizard of Oz