i need a random way of starting a conversation. funny though. thanks for the time.
2007-05-08 17:34:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
When talking to females I ask them if they like wrestling, if they say yes I ask them if they'd like to go back to my place and have a no holds bar winner takes all wrestling match in the ring (bed) I have setup in my bedroom. They usually laugh at me and more times than not we end up wrestling.
I don't like starting conversations because I can't figure out how to get them to shut up.
2007-05-08 17:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sean 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) Do one like on Seinfeld, "Did you know I can run (extremely, I think) fast?"
2) The average person, in their entire lifetime, accidentally swallows about 8 spiders in their sleep.
3) The angry penguin slipped as the train ran late for the 3rd time last week.
4) Just before the old lady boarded the bus, the determined gazelle ran from the fire.
5) The wrench fell from the ladder but the mole had no respect for the owl's underhanded tactics.
2007-05-09 00:59:02 · answer #2 · answered by broham85 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stare at them with a funny face and they'll ask something like "What in the world!?" or something even funnier. But I know you'll both get a good laugh out of it.
2007-05-09 00:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by rob129 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go up to them and say "Merry Christmas!" Just don't use this line in December though. It gets used way too much at that time of year.
2007-05-09 00:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by brainsandcute2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to make balloon animals. It works for me.
2007-05-09 01:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by BotanyDave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that your face or did your parents teach you too walk on your hands.
Wow! It must have hurt when you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Does your face hurt? Because its killing me!
your welcome ten points please.
2007-05-09 00:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋