You have a G3 rifle and ONLY ONE BULLET.......?

Question

..but being a crusader of peace,like all the users of the forum,you promptly take them to the police.FORZA!!!!!
on your ride back home,Paris Hilton just beats you to the last parking spot and you go like 'dow!'
anyway,you park on a handicap zone and across the street,you senor bruno get robbed off his favourite purple feather boa......
......the date is 23rd May and its only 10 minutes to the start of the BIG FINAL......you know you have to beat your nana for the remote control...and time is running out....
upon entering the living room,you barely get nana changing the channel...It showed the game on the 7th minute...with the score reading 1-0..

Question:
1.Who is the pricncipal suspect;who robbed senor Bruno?
2.Who is leading:Liverpool or Milan?
3.How will you fool nana to change the Channel?
4.How much is the parking ticket?

Answer 1

*f*u*n*n*y*

1. Paris Hilton, no doubt. Britney Spears is still recovering.
2. Milan, of course. If it was Liv, nana could have a great theety smile.
3. Here's the trick. The G3 is still in your hands. Recovering such a weapon and giving it to Italian Police, only a fool could guess it'll take a day only to explain why you got it. So if this the FINAL DAY, you thought it was better to delay to tomorrow.
So, you only need to say
"Hi, nana. Look at this, I've found it. I'm wondering what's the use. (swirling it around) Did you see remote control? It's football time now."
4. Another trick. Handicap zone isn't allowed without permission. Why pay if you are on fine?
Anyway, 1 bucks per hour.

Answer 2

1. Paris did it.
2. Liverpool is.
3. Tell her that somebody just stole her puprle underwear?
4. 80$

Answer 3

1.paris did it she loves purple 2. liverpool 3.beg her to cook you something to eat because you love her french toast 4-20 dollars

Answer 4

1-Paris Hilton?
2-Milan
3-Tell her there's a fire in the kitchen...
4-$3???