2007-05-08 08:48:44 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sweetie, he died a couple hundred years or so ago.
But his spirit lives on today.
Be good now!!
2007-05-08 08:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by blondietatt04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's away on vacation soaking up the sun on a tropical Caribbean island till next December buddy, lol!
What were you thinking?!?
You weren't really expecting him to be hanging around your chimney all year, were you???
Everybody needs a break sometimes, ya know!
Yes! Even Santa Claus!!!
P.S. And yes, he does exist! Very much so! Look down here buddy!
2007-05-08 08:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! There is no Santa Claus?? I love him... I think he's just at home with Mrs. Claus eating up some yummy cookies, kickin back with da elves. Don't worry, he'll be back on Christmas!!! UNLESS THOSE EVIL PEOPLE KILLED HIM.
2007-05-08 08:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He sank into the Artic Ocean as a result of all this Global Warming Stuff.
Mrs. Claus, Reindeer and elves...all gone also.
2007-05-08 08:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He went to Quiet Riot's Condition Critical Mental Ward.
2007-05-08 08:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by Dokken Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus is replaced by Mr.Hankey's the Xmas poo.
"Halllllly Ho!"
Dont know who he is? Watch South Park.
2007-05-09 03:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by sunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The South Pole.
2007-05-08 08:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by Pixie D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Deez Santa in bed with me now. Keeping me warm for the next 12 months ☺
2007-05-08 08:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well he retired , traded in his velvet suit for Bermuda shorts , Hawaiian shirts and sandals
Last I heard he was in the tropics making clothe wrist bands and drinking something with an umbrella in it
2007-05-08 08:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well he died and went to hell for touching little boys.lmao jk
he died a long long time ago.
in the 1800's in england the was a man named chis cringle(santa clause). who used to give preasent to orphens on christmas.
blah blah blah the end
2007-05-08 08:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by xXxcaptainxplanetxXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋