You're stranded on a deserted island with the following people:?

Question

Gordon Ramsey, Tony Blair, Jade Goody, J.K Rowling, Ruby Wax, Victoria Beckham, Hurley from Lost, and T-bag from Prison Break.

There is no food. You have little chance of being rescued in the near future. Who would you eat and who would you keep for 'company?'

Answer 1

i would eat Jade Goody because there would be enough to go round , Tony Blair because he's a tosser , pick my teeth with posh and the rest can stay

Answer 2

Id tell Tony Blair to get a life or a new job.
Id Shoot Jade Goody.
Id make best friend with J.K Rowling so she'd give me money.
Id tape up Ruby Wax's mouth and throw her to Hurley so he can eat.
Id Make Victoria Beckham eat Hurley from Lost, but first Gordon Ramsey has to cook Hurley then id tell gordon to F'off.
I dont have a clue who T-Bag is but he is definately having a prison break if hes stuck on an island! Xx

Answer 3

Ok Jade Goody goes in the pot first, followed pretty quickly by Tony Blair and Victoria Beckham. Gordon Ramsey could cook them while J K Rowling told me the final part of Harry Potter. I would have to eat Ruby Wax and J K next, and probably T bag next because he would be getting really creepy by now, then Gordon Ramsey only kept him this long cos he could cook. I would keep Hurley for company, (Just company)

Answer 4

Eat; jade Goody just so I dont have to listen to her, and Tony Blair; he cant do anything now so what good would he be on a desert island.
To keep for comapny; Gordan Ramsey- you know to cook for us, J.K. Rowling- could keep us entertained, Ruby Wax cos i think she is funny and Victoria beckham cos i quite like her, besides you couldnt really eat much of her!
I dont watch lost but seeing as "Hurley" has been stuck on as island, maybe s/he could help us with surviving it, and as for T-bag, i dont know cos i havent watched prison break enough to know who that is.

Answer 5

i would have to keep Tony Ears because people will be looking for him so it is best if he avoids being eaten

Gordon Ramsay would be good for making food out of basically anything so best not eat him

I would keep J.K Rowling,we may have to repopulate the earth if Global Warming destroys the rest of the world so a decent looking female is required

Ruby wax,Goody and that Fatty from lost would be the food naturally

I have no idea who t-bag is so lets just keep it alive incase it is useful

Victoria Beckham is just useless seeing as she has no meat on her to eat and has the conversational ability of a cushion.

Answer 6

If I had to pick from the list. I would pick Ruby Wax she be great laugh then Gordon to do some cooking on this deserted Island lol and Hurley to cuddly me under the stars at night on the Island lol ☺

Answer 7

I'd keep Gordon Ramsey and JK Rowling and eat the rest.

Answer 8

I'd keep Gordon Ramsey, as someone would have to do the cooking. I'd suggest we ate Victoria first, as I like spare ribs as a starter and let's be honest there isn't enough meat on her to feed a starving cat!

Answer 9

I would keep Victoria Beckham for company... that's all that I know for sure. I wouldn't eat Hurley because he would be very high in fat and unhealthy.

Answer 10

Who has got the most meat on them? Start with that one, work your way down and hope help comes soon. Conversation means nothing in a situation like this, tis food that counts.