Over in R&S the regulars take a drink whenever anyone asks one of those sillier questions that get asked twenty times a day.
I think that we should start that here ... so we need a suitable non-alcoholic cocktail (or our livers would give up completely before Michaelmas).
I think we should call it the "Knee-jerk Reaction"... but any suggestions for recipe?
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2007-05-08 07:52:50 · 8 answers · asked by abetterfate 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
KEDAR: that sounds lovely, darling boy ... but if we drank ten glasses of that every evening our livers wouldn't last until Midsummer Day!
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2007-05-08 08:38:17 · update #1
Extract of Boiled Nyquil, scented with rose petals and anchovies, over ice. (Serves 25 or 2, depending if your friend's an alcoholic).
Recipe:
2 bottle of Nyquil or comparable Walgreen's Brand Night-time Liquid Cold & Flu Syrup
2 bottles of vodka
1 lb of light brown sugar
4 fresh limes, sliced and peeled
10 fresh oranges, peeled (can substitute fresh squeezed juice)
8 packets of blueberry kool-aid
3 sliced fresh mango fruits
2 peeled bananas
1 cup of coconut milk (sweetened)
1 bottle of Grand Marnier
1/2 of fresh squeezed watermelon juice (hides the medical taste)
Place all ingredients in large blenders (it will take about 6 1/2 gallon blenders. Fill each blender 1/2 with ingredients, 1/2 way with ice and blended until smooth and creamy.
Serve in outrageously garish 18 inch 1954 vintage collectible Tupperware plastic picnic flutes, with matching plastic saucers. Garnish saucers with edible hibiscus flowers and cheese whiz crackers.
Serve immediately. Before serving, lock the doors, put down the hurricane shutters, and lay your loaded pistol on the kitchen table and say, 'Momma says no one's leaving until the last blender is drank dry.'
If there is any left over, sell it to your country neighbors so they can set up a cheap amphetamine lab in their family room or garage.
2007-05-08 08:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by Kedar 7 · 11⤊ 2⤋
Sounds great - plus an extra sip when someone posts a homophobic answer.
I usually have a tea or coffee plus more when there are non-LGBT questions. Plus a yawn gets my mouth open and ready for a drink.
Suggest a pink cocktail of some description or mixed colours like the rainbow. Could take 1 after posting a 'thumbs down', which seem to be unused for the trolls etc.
Pink ingredients such as raspberry, or even strawberry when diluted.
Good luck! Rob
2007-05-08 20:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by Rob E 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yay! good theory! =D i became an R&S customary, and back in the best previous days, we used to drink each and every time we discovered a stupid, or nonsensical, or repetitive, or maybe thoroughly unintelligible question over there. i will start up doing it on right here too any more, then! :) *beverages*. (no longer because this question belongs to both of those diverse sorts. yet, you understand... merely to start up issues off. :D) EDIT: Yay! :D *extreme-fives*.
2016-11-26 19:39:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we take Kedar's recipe and sip it through very narrow, 30 inch plastic straws, while rubbing what is left on our elbows and kness, we won't be really drunk until the 4th of July, and our complexions will be sparkling bright!
2007-05-08 08:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by Marc Miami 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
How about any cocktail you can think of, just don't ad the alcohol. I don't drink, and have no clue what all that entails, even for non-alcoholic drinks. Sorry I couldn't be of much help to you.
2007-05-08 08:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by pjonkml 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good ol' H2O. We need a couple of litres a day! Alternated with a single espresso.
2007-05-08 07:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by st.uncumber 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
gulp gulp.....
burp.
(just practicing)
2007-05-08 20:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
good idea
2007-05-08 07:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by mitchie123 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋