come into your office and dropped on your desk?
2007-05-08 07:26:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
An aborted fetus. Still squirming. Wow I think I just flew past the line on that one. No offense
2007-05-08 07:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by Frank the Frowner : ( 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, it's a classroom, not an office, but a student dropped wads of poopy toilet paper and poopy paper towels on my desk.
This was during my first year of teaching, so it really was a shock when this 10th grade boy had an accident in my classroom in the first place. He was messed up on pills. Come to find out, instead of him just taking the "bars" he bought from another student, he also took another couple of pills that were slipped to him, without knowing what they were. He was way too messed up on the bars to even notice what the Ex-lax someone slipped him had caused. After lots of bad gas, I asked him to just go and try to use the restroom. I had to send someone to check on him after a little while. Another teacher had noticed that he pooped all over the floor and toilet and smeared poop all over the wall near the toilet paper. This teacher made him clean it all up. Well, when my student returned to my classroom, he tried to drop the poopy toilet paper and paper towels he had cleaned with into the trash by my desk but lots of it landed on my desk. Before I could react, he quickly sat in his desk and as he let out more gas, poop literally shot up his crack and out the top of his jeans...all over his chair and on the floor.
(If I remember right, the "bars" are called Xanax. I know for sure the form this student took was a long skinny pill that was made to break into 4 equal pieces.)
2007-05-08 07:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Deb 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you wanna keep ur job
i don't think u did ur best and i have to correct ur mistake
what the hell were u thinking
what's growing in ur head
did u not get some from ur bf last nite
i am dealing with the stupidest person in this world even a 5 year old is better than u ar
my team mate told me that
TEAM MATE ok
no my team leader
she got scolding from the big boss and got no idea how to realest it so i was the punching bag i did a few spelling mistake and this is what i get when ever she gets the scolding
2007-05-08 07:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by astrid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work
2007-05-08 07:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I realized I had left I had the file in my house I had to show my boss!!
2007-05-08 07:35:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In school (still in college)...A friend of mine once dropped a B*****y sp**rs" CD on my desk...
...there were no survivors....
2007-05-08 07:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by amphetamine 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
A joke of a pay check.
2007-05-08 07:34:33 · answer #7 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pink slip.
2007-05-08 07:32:59 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know... monkey's feces? It was some kind of political metaphor... which meaning I can't recall right now-
2007-05-08 07:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work...the basturds!
2007-05-08 07:29:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋