I farted on metal bleachers at my son's football practice. Everyone just looked at me and then started laughing. I was mortfied but they all thought it was great and started telling fart stories. I felt like I was in the twilight zone.
2007-05-08 07:11:59
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answered by bina64davis 6
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I was making a presentation of an orchid to a elderly mother on mother's day and after calling her name out I turned to go down the steps to meet her and flat out tripped and fell into the organ causing it to tilt into the organist and throw all her music on the flow.
I tried to pop right back up like Chevy Chase used to and act like nothing happened but I knew my face was a red as a beet. and my knee was killing me! People were jumping toward me to see if I was OK and all. It was really embarrassing.
2007-05-08 07:15:46
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answered by Moose 5
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After eating a huge sub at Quiznos in the car with my boyfriend, we were sitting in the parking lot, first, I light my hair on fire with a cigarette, then I puked outside, then when we were pulling out of the parking lot seagulls came and ate the puke! That was embarrasing and disgusting!
2007-05-08 07:20:10
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answered by Anonymous
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I climbed in my friends washing machine and dumped soap in then started to fill it while I was sitting in it. I thought if she doesn't care what I do then she wouldn't mind me taking a bath in her washing machine. She didn't care she just looked at me and left the laundry room closing the door behind her. I had fun weeeeeeee!!!!
2007-05-08 07:22:11
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answered by setfree 3
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Yes, I know the padded thing, I wore one in my bathing suit and it popped out at the 8th grade swimming party....I was so lopsided and embarrassed!
2007-05-08 07:13:51
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answered by ♥Sparkling♥Jules♥ 6
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bird poop fell on my head right when I was walking pass my crush and his friends...I just want to disseaper into the ground at that time.
In elementry school I forgot to wore any shoes or sandle...I came to school bare foot.
when I was in first grade...I asked the teacher to use the restroom...but she said no and wait a little while when we get out....I couldn't hold it any longer...while I was sitting with my friends I just peee....till then on my first grade teacher would let me go to the restroom whenever I asked.
2007-05-08 07:14:45
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answered by ceec 4
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My pencil heels got caught in this guy's laces this morning and I couldn't get them out. I had to take my shoe off to release him.
He just smiled but I was like "what the f*** just happened"
I felt so bad.
2007-05-08 07:25:10
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answered by Viaa 5
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i used to be sitting across the desk with a number of well peers in 7th grade. we have been digging right into a ton of pizza and dad everywhere the desk. my pal kelly and danielle stated some thing HILARIOUS and that i spit/sprayed pop over all of the pizza and dad. i used to be then nicknamed "sprinkler"
2016-09-05 12:19:21
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answered by attebery 4
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i lost my bra in the see
2007-05-08 07:21:47
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answered by Lady of the Lowlands 3
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