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forever...

2007-05-08 05:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well the cell phone is of no use because there is no signal, without water you can survive a week ore more, and without food a month or more. So if I have oreos and water, I should survive for about 1 1/2 or 2 months. Then I'd use my cell phone to kill an animal and then I can survive longer.

2007-05-08 05:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. J 6 · 0 0

I'd survive for 1 day, assuming that I didn't kill myself yet. I can't drink water that's not ice-cold, or I throw it up, I can't eat oreo without milk, and a cellphone i can only play games on until it loses battery. It's really cold at night in the desert.

2007-05-08 05:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

One. You forgot about the joint I had in my pocket! I would get blazed first. Then, come on.., the oreos never had a chance! What's this? Cottonmouth..., Say good bye to the water. Then the battery on my cellphone would call it quits after I play all the games I downloaded. I love video games when I'm stoned!

2007-05-08 05:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can live well into old age. I can use my cellphone to request bottled water, food, vitamins, medical care, entertainment, and companionship. The oreos will just be dessert after the meal.

2007-05-08 05:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by Virgo27 6 · 0 0

If the cell phone worked I'll say a day at the most because I'll call for help while eating my Oreo's and drinking my water.

2007-05-08 05:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley 3 · 1 0

well, not very long. you see, i'm addicted to oreos and would eat them all while trying to call someone. the water would wash down the oreos then I would go looking for more food....I love food

2007-05-08 05:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by untchble 5 · 0 0

How do you carry a cellphone in a desert? That is a lot of sand to have in your pocket.

2007-05-08 05:37:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As long as the water lasts.

2007-05-08 05:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Vincent Van Jessup 6 · 1 0

Not sure, but speaking of Oreo's have you tried the Strawberry ones? They are to die for.

2007-05-08 05:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If the cell phone doesn't work, you can throw it at a jackrabbit or snake and last a few days longer.

If the cell phone works, just call for help.

2007-05-08 05:30:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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