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The Dems are saying the tornados are his fault. He keeps using Cobra Commander and Destro's weather machine on people.

2007-05-08 05:10:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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Gadzooks, Batman!! I think you're on to something. First he tested it with tsunami and hurricanes; then he tried to kill off them colored folk in N'orleans so they wouldn't vote for democrats (he used similar explosives to blow up the levy systems as what he used to bring down WTC Towers and #7). Did you know that little Kansas town sat over one of the richest oil reserves in the entire world?!?! I hear the Iraqis are willing to trade their oil for our oil. Run, run like the wind! The house of cards is falling.

2007-05-08 05:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

*Shhhhhhhh!* Emocratdays otnay upposedsay otay owknay aboutay ethay evilay eatherway achinemay!

Leaks have always been a problem in this administration. Darn it! Now I'm going to have to call the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy hotline and have them come Flashy Thing you.

2007-05-08 05:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by cornbread 4 · 0 0

Oh yes. And he uses his Evil Bad Hair Day Machine too. That's why Edwards has to pay 400 bucks to get his pretty hair done. LOL!

2007-05-08 05:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Where did you here about that, it is supposed to be secret. Like Area 51 that does not exist. If that were true I think Pelosi would have been blown away long ago. Ha Ha

2007-05-08 05:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by littledel 5 · 0 0

If you think any President is responsible for the weather, you have issues which won't be corrected by anything except maybe psychotropic drugs and professional counseling.

2007-05-08 05:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by mikey 6 · 1 0

lolol definite im effective its all Bush's fault. You tell them you libs!! definite and the very truth I were given overcahrged on my frappucino is his fault, and my g/f left me it really is also on the challenge of the evil bush regime.

2016-11-26 19:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Must be........

But he must have just gotten it back because last I knew, Bigfoot had it on Mars to cause global warming there so that we can declare war on the Martians and then go steal all of their oil.

2007-05-08 05:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Dog Lover 7 · 2 0

Nah, when George heard the news about the tornado in Kansas he said, "Ain't that just special effects for the filming of the Wizard of Oz II? Why else would there be a tornado in Kansas?"

2007-05-08 05:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 5

OMG!! You *know* about the weather machine?!? You'd better go into hiding, dude - they are soooo going to be after you now!!

;o)

2007-05-08 05:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by Jadis 6 · 7 0

Im sorry that was my fart, combined with my evil weather machine

muahahahahaha?

2007-05-08 05:49:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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