What kinds of car would Jesus drive?

Question

During the second coming.... what kind of car do you think Jesus would drive? Also... what type of clothes would he wear... hair style... and of course... would he like Mexican food?

Answer 1

Jesus wouldn't drive. He would have a driver. And it would be a stretch limo with a hot tub in the back to soothe his aching carpenter back. He would definitely shop at Old Navy for his clothes cause they aren't too expensive like Hollister or Abercrombie or whatever. He would have the same long hair with beard... Yeah that won't go out of style.

And of course He would love Mexican food! His Dad helped create it.

Answer 2

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Old Levi's with torn knees, an unbottoned button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and Birkenstocks. Jesus like Chimichangas.

Answer 3

Waste not, want not. (whatever that means) I'd guess that he would ask for the keys to the 'Pope' mobile. I mean, why try to find a mode of transportation when you can bum a ride from your best buddy.

He would wear 'holy' clothes (pun intended), a mowhawk (just to prove that he isn't EXACTLY like he's described by most of his followers), and I doubt he would even bother trying mexican food. He'd be way too busy blowing up women's skirts, f-ing with Evan Baxter, and trying to get his girlfriend back by pulling the moon in with an imaginary rope.

Answer 4

Jesus would drive the Mercedes Benz that Janis Joplin asked for and didn't stick around on earth long enough to get it. I would hope that He would remain the same as the image we all have about Him. Jesus may like Mexican food but I would rather think he will stick with Fish and Bread w/ wine...don't you?

Answer 5

A Lincoln Continental Mark IV

Answer 6

They'll give him an armored Suburban and an entourage of 10 semi trucks to tote around the stage and sound equipment, he'll have a $400 haircut and a rack of Armani suits and he won't do Mex food because everyone will want him to keep doing the fish and loaves trick.

Answer 7

He would drive a very unassuming car, dress in keeping with the clothes of the region where he was -- again, unassuming. His hair would be clean and nicely trimmed and of course he would like Mexican food.

Answer 8

He would drive an M1 Abrahms and he would be wearing ACUs and have a high and tight haircut. He would not like mexican food because if he got gas he would burn up half the world.

Answer 9

Jesus probablly would be driving a horse drawn chariot with pimped out interior and spinners and lightning bolts and angels wings , with a groovy mullet and doesn;'t everyone like mexican food :O) I now I do LOL

Answer 10

An Escalade - Ride in Style