Is it true that there are really chickens all over the place who get drunk eating fermented grain and try to hitch hike to New England. A friend of mine told me this and she said not to pick one up because they can become violent
2007-05-08 02:47:57 · 10 answers · asked by Mc Fly 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
It's absolutely true. Pure Gospel. They prefer New England to Texas because there are more vegetarians and animal rights activists.
2007-05-08 03:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by Jack W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What, you don't beleive me? Those chickens are smart. They know about those ignorant city folk. One minute you'll be driving down the road, see a cute little chicken and decide to pick it up. Next thing you know you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidney missing. Stay off the back roads! That's where thay do most of their dirty work. All of us Texans know that they're in cahoots with the Mafia. The cops keep their distance, they know better. It's an underground conspiracy. They're in control of the entire state. They're at this time sending spies up north in the disguise of hitchhiking chickens. Don't trust them!
2007-05-08 04:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsey H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chickens are a violent species and it is best to avoid them unless baked or fried even in Texas.
2007-05-08 04:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough...I've been to small towns near Austin where chickens are just running around outside convenience stores.
But why would they hitchhike to New England when they've got it all here?
2007-05-08 02:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by TWWK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really want to hope that they aren't on their way to New England. In about three days they'll scratch and peck that teeny peninsula right down into the sea.
2007-05-08 05:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's only true in Crawford, Texas.
2007-05-08 04:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's funny! I agree with Jack, absolutely. Choose him.
2007-05-08 04:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats cute. The answer is no :-( though, but it would be cool if it were true!
2007-05-08 02:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by no name 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute story...
2007-05-08 06:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think someones ignorance is showing
2007-05-08 03:04:32 · answer #10 · answered by gracie 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋