How fast can a 300-lb man run? : P
2007-05-08 01:29:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Did the crime occur on top of a hill? He might have rolled..
2007-05-08 01:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the police are 300 lbs also .
2007-05-08 01:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he just made himself look like a hill? Or, he could have blended into a crowd, because a lot of people are 300 lbs. these days.
2007-05-08 03:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by Smallz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think about it.Do these cops want to really chase down a man the size of a Sumo wrestler?I bet they knew they could find him not far.Even w/o a knife is a scary thought.
Bruises for a month.
Some comments are Racist.Did you mention he was a *****?
2007-05-08 02:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Lucy,I'm honry! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had this emailed to me yesterday. Absolutly brilliant. And cos I see what deserted men get up to at work (also retail) totally believable.
2016-05-18 01:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So now we know what William "The Refrigerator" Perry is doing to make a living, huh?
2007-05-08 01:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by RoyDamnMercer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the NFL I've seen them run pretty fast.
2007-05-08 01:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by Ms Acid Rain 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fast enough to outrun the Mayberry police
2007-05-08 01:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by itsthewill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe there was a very BIG tree he hid behind.
2007-05-08 01:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by kellyjo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe an ice cream truck drove by
2007-05-08 01:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋