Wow. I didn't realize you could say "Survey!" and write down contrasting subjects and get answers.....

Question

Beer or water
Bad breath or nasty feet
Big bellies or stained shirts
Half-eaten brats or Spam

Answer 1

nice survey...

Answer 2

Beer or water - Beer is water
Bad breath or nasty feet - Nasty feet
Big bellies or stained shirts- Bellies are cool
Half-eaten brats or Spam - Spam

Random questions rule!

Answer 3

Beer
Nasty feet (I think, I'm not to fond of either)
Stained shirts (depending on the stain. Got to draw the line somewhere)
And of course a half eaten Brat. Half a brat is better than no brat at all! (I'll even eat it with half a beer)

Answer 4

Beer for sure!
Nasty feet cause its not so in your face as bad breath.
Stained shirts, its pretty bad though if you have a combination of both.
Half eaten brats, spam well thats just spam yuck!

Answer 5

Beer. I like a good belch
Nasty feet. What would I do without all the toe jam between?
I prefer a big belly. I like to rub it.
Half-eaten brats. They taste better.

Answer 6

Water
Nasty Feet
Stained Shirts
Spam

Answer 7

Beer or Water well it depends whether it's morning or night,
Nasty feet,
Stained shirts,
spam

Answer 8

Water

bad breath

stained shirts

half-eaten brats

Awesome survey.

Answer 9

I saw you on the street, and I gave you five dollars.
I'd drink water.I'd rather have bad breath, but I wouldn't like it if my lover had bad breath, I'd rather he had stinky feet. No big bellies! EVER! I can always wash our shirts. I hate Spam, and who ate my Wisconsin brat?

Answer 10

barter
nasty breath
stained bellies
half eaten spam...
tell the truth

Answer 11

beer
nasty feet
stained shirts
gimme the brats. just the idea of spam sickens me. here in NC we have individual slices of spam at the checkout in convenient stores. how sick is that!?