Hey you, yes I am talking yo you...?

Question

Hey you,
making an offer that no one could ever refuse.
Don't play the adamant
Don't be so arrogant.
Can't you see I've fallen for you

I'd like to be,
the kind of dream you'd never share,
To be your boss and to be your maid.
Your shaving cream,
your razor blade.
The buttons of your shirt,
your favorite underwear.

I'd like to be,
the first white hair upon your head.
To be your cherry pie,
your daily bread.
I'll cook for free,
I'll make your bed.
If I can know the things you thought and never said.

the owner of the zipper on your jeans
and that thing that makes you happy.
I like to be,
The beginning, the end
and that in between
and be your slave
and be your queen

Hey you,
making an offer that no one would ever refuse.
Don't play the adamant.
Don't be so arrogant.
Let me in, let me be your muse tonight.

Answer 1

Are you coming on to me? I shouldn't feel so filthy should I? This poem reminds me of why I don't drink by myself anymore. Get out. Wash your car. Wash your hair. Go to a bar. Talk to strangers. Fight your best friend. Prank call your boss. Anything but this again.

Answer 2

I LOOOVVVEEEE wintry climate! i recognize the chilly and the peace! And the snow and that i recognize drink warm cocoa and that i recognize the evening because it really is quite serene and eye-catching! and that i love it once you pass into the nice and comfortable temperature abode from the freezing chilly! and that i recognize making a song TO DAVID ARCHULETA'S CD!! (properly, thats what i'm gonna do this yuletide!) lol, that turned right into a mouthfull...

Answer 3

Neat poem

Answer 4

Pass.

Answer 5

Nice.

Answer 6

Hey you, I got annoyed and lost interest when you yelled at me

Answer 7

if you do all of that for me, then i wont have anything to do!