Where do all the little (orphaned) unanswered questions go?

Question

poor little questions.. no-one to love them with answers...

Answer 1

They go with all the unused Real Men Of Genius ads from Budweiser.

Real men of Genius...

(Real Men of Geniuuuus)

Today we salute you...Mr. Obsessive Sporting Parent Guy

(Mr. Obsessive Sporting Parent Guy!)

Sure you attend all your child's sporting events because you want to look like a good parent...but deep down, you have a hidden agenda.

(Why's that dad being so mean?)

You want your child to succeed in sports where you failed. You want to make millions off of the athletic success of your kid, and you'll make sure they succeed, by ANY means necessary.

(Kick him in the jimmies, junior!)

You'll sue the school if your kid doesn't make the varsity squad, or choke the coach for benching him during a game, or kick the crap out of the other parent whose kid did a better job.

(This guy has gone crazzzyyyy)

You just can't accept the fact that losing is a part of the game, or maybe, just maybe your kid isn't even that good.

So actually, please, DON'T crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh overprotective overlord.
We've seen how angry you can be while sober...and we hate to see what you act like when you aren’t.

(Mr. Obsessive Sporting Parent Guyyyy)

Answer 2

Okay that's really weird thinking and at the same time extremely cute!! "Little orphaned answerer's!!" You're adorable!!